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  • Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Elon Musk is an idiot

  • wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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    Also… Fighters are fast, the point is you should fire the missile before you see it.

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      but have you considered that if i can’t see it then it doesn’t exist?

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        Hmm, that’s a good point, like air, right? Total scam.

    • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
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      The f-35 is built for engagements outside the horizon, like, the target is blocked by the curvature of the earth.

      Light sensitive cameras and rudimentary AI…

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        Pssh, all you need is a gravity lens to bend the light, problem solved!

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          So we use a black hole to bend space time and look into the past where it isn’t. We know where it isn’t in the past.

  • don@lemm.ee
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    Dude’s brain is shit design and fucking sucks, actually

  • Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    someone tell ellen about beyond visual range

    • carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      Easy. Just build a giant ball of telescopes and ban water

      • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        MY LENS IS DIRTY REEEeee oh wait I found alcohol.

    • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Elon Denegerate

      • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        8 months ago

        Watch as he dances under every low bar

  • Tja@programming.dev
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    8 months ago

    Sir, our air defence is down!

    Is it hackers?

    No sir, it’s cloudy.

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    Guy whose cars run into stopped fire trucks thinks he’s an expert on computer vision.

    • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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      It is especially important to understand that Tesla’s struggles with navigation are entirely a result of Elon refusing to equip them with LiDAR. This isn’t some “The tech is really new and really complicated and we’re still figuring it out” problem. There is a very good solution to most collision avoidance scenarios, but Elon refuses to let them use it because he’s an idiot.

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      They also sometimes lock people inside and burn them to death.

      https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/terrified-friends-burned-death-tesla-34087725

    • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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      Speaking of fire trucks has anyone here ever read the emergency response procedures for teslas in severe accidents? When I was a volunteer we gave it a look over.

      If I remember right, Depending on the model they recommend 8000 gallons (~30k liters) to keep an overheating battery’s temp stable. I’ll link a pdf here.

      Our engine holds 700 gallons (5.2k liters) and the typical tanker in our area holds 2000 (7.5k liters)

      That’s a house fire level response for a single electric vehicle. Just getting that much water moved to a scene would be challenging. We have tankers, but how many city departments can move that much water? You don’t see hydrants on highways. The future will be interesting for firefighters

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        I found a link on how the Austrian fire workeres handle this. The fire is extinguished first, then the remainders of the car are put into a special roll-off container (Abrollbehälter, AB) and driven to a gravel pit, where the container will be flooded with 21000 litres of water.

        https://www.feuerwehrmagazin.de/nachrichten/news/elektroauto-in-flammen-einsatz-fuer-den-abrollbehaelter-e-brand-93315

        • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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          That’s interesting. Tesla says the cars shouldn’t be submerged but I wonder if there’s any serious consequence if you did?

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            After this procedure, the car is irreparably damaged, if this was your question.

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              8 months ago

              As far as safety. It is a big battery after all

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        8 months ago

        30,000 liters is 30m^3, which is a back yard swimming pool full of water.

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          Now imagine a house on fire with a tesla in the garage or multiple vehicle accidents. Now you need that much more

          • HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works
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            Now imagine having to use 30,000 litres of water for every Tesla/EV on fire while facing extreme drought conditions caused by global warming.

            lookin at you Cali

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      But was it a “stealthy” fire truck??

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        Yes, but the car only had enough low-light cameras but not enough rudimentary AI

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      Someone died because one of those cars thought the broadside of a white semi trailer was the sky and drove under it

      • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        I thought it mistook the semi that was crossing a divided highway as an overpass and attempted to drive under it?

      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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        This is exactly how Ed Truck died. His capa was detated from his head.

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    Looks like being rich and surrounding yourself with yes-people is the #1 cause of sitting confidently at the top of the Dunning-Krueger curve.

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      https://economicsfromthetopdown.com/2022/04/08/the-dunning-kruger-effect-is-autocorrelation/

    • SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world
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      He’s riding that curve like one of those surfing dogs.

      • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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        I think the better analogy is that he has set up camp on top of Mount Stupid and ain’t moving from it.

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          People will pilgrimage to the peak of Mount Stupid to pray at the alter of his HYPEoxia.

  • ddplf@szmer.info
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    MUH AY-EI

    Did he replace his brain with AI already? Because it sure fucking looks like it.

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      He has always been this stupid.

      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
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        His greatest achievement has been buying contracts that state he has invented things that he didn’t invent.

  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    If a fighter jet is within visual range of a camera, it’s already too late. And that’s if there aren’t any clouds.

    • Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world
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      your not thinking like a musk, not if the government pays the subscription and contract for his early warning camera drone balloon swarm thing or something something they could run on ketamine or something.

      • Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world
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        imagine it Smithers my electrical spy drones running all day long! and on the government dime!

  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    For those doing the maths at home:

    An F35 who obligingly flies top-towards-you (not exactly something you can do, but hey, maybe they’re turning) is all of 10m tall.

    An AIM-120C can very comfortably hit a target at 100km.

    At that range, the F-35 takes up 26 arcseconds, or 0.007 degrees. That’s roughly about the size of this period, at a distance of 3 meters away.

    [ . ]

    Good luck spotting that in a sky of roughly the same colour, full of other objects.

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      and then also dealing with the F-35 itself, even if you managed to lock on and target it, it will have anti-warfare capabilities you have to contend with.

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      Yeah, sure. But that doesn’t matter if you point the AI at it with a really good zoom lens, though. And then you have a ton of them, pointed in an directions, like the compound eye of a fly. F35 spotted.

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      You can place cameras anywhere, they don’t need to be right next to what is being targeted. Nearer ranges will allow AI to misidentify at much higher rates than max standoff ranges of an AIM-120C.

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        I don’t think you were getting enough credit for ‘misidentify’.

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      Just for reference: JWST has an optical resolution of 0.07 arcseconds. It’s a mirror 22 feet in diameter though, not something you’d put inside a missile guidance package.

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        Holy shit. I just realised that the reason they’re building the ELT is so they can mount it on a missile and shoot down an F-35 at some point.

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        JWST operates in space, i.e. there is no atmosphere blurr to take into account.

        • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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          Oh yeah I’m not suggesting we make a missile with JWST mounted on the front!

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            Well but I am!

            Although, we would still need to get it back here… Okay so first we send two more rockets after it! One to return it on and one with the/a human engineer on board to pack it back up.

            I mean we can hardly have it return while unpacked. That would damage the delicate heat baffles! And we need those to shield it from the rockt engine at the back of our missile so it doesn’t start targeting itself because it no longer knows where it is/isn’t…

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      Magnifying glass makes things bigger, checkmate! 🔍🔍

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      Pffffffff

      I can see that bright white dot against the dark mode background on my maximum brightness screen with ease! Therefore your argument is invalid!

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        with a big enough screen i bet an AI camera could see it too

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      Yeah but what about the AI? Have you thought about the AI that would be running it, which never misses, and would totally be a useful existing thing? 😉

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        And if it isn’t, just frankenstein another AI against it. The solution to lacking AI is more AI, obviously.

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      “I said AI sir!”

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    Well in ideal conditions it might be theoretically possible, but you know what else you can do with low-light sensitivity cameras and a rudimentary AI-based aircraft targeting system?

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    What a fucking loser

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    Fuck em both.

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      Elon and Musk?

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        Mush and the plane

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          one figuratively and the other literally, right?

  • whotookkarl@lemmy.world
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    “Théoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own kin. Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over this land. My company are those loyal to Rohan. And for that, we are banished.” - Èomer, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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    That fucker really thinks he’s so smart when all he does is constantly demonstrate what an idiot he is.

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      His rise really is symbolic of the rot that has taken hold of our society. Truly, our most degenerate moron has risen to the top of the shit pile.

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        Look up Peter Prinzip

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