Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
“well you see, it’s perfectly reasonable that he murdered a surrendered soldier, as he was just following orders!”
The “just following orders” defense still going strong 80 years later.
I’m sure it’s going to be used a lot in the coming decades, assuming the governments actively involved in horrifying human rights abuses ever see any sort of reform…
I hadn’t heard about this before this morning.
Now I want to watch everything that was going to be presented.
You know you’re winning at life and on the right side of history when you threaten people’s families to prevent them from showing an indie movie.
Aliens have to figure out our vaginas from scratch.
If I had the money and ability to trust strangers I would hire people to clean my house for me.
I love the loop of “feel bad for not cleaning - depressed - don’t clean - stare at floor - feel bad for not cleaning…”
On one hand, I have adhd and depression, and my parents definitely have at least depression. So I’m used to messes everywhere up to and including not seeing the floor for a week or more at a time.
On the other hand, I feel bad when someone gets in my car and I have to move one or two items off the seat.
“The fuck is you talkin about, I looked a buncha stuff up on my phone that’s research!”
-majority of conservatives
On one hand, I have a coworker who clearly angrily scraped his trump stickers off the tailgate, and on the other, I have a coworker who straight up held a nazi salute with an audible “heil” when he started talking about his favorite band, Rammstein.
Now I don’t know anything about Rammstein and their political views in general, but I’ve known a few Germans in my time and they all held very strong (negative) views on the nazi regime.
Most coworkers have stopped talking about politics and such in general during breaks though.
Depends on how many you eat…
Well a wave turbulence hit it.
Let people have their harmless fun. This hurts no one.
Fuck yeah.
Still cis tho
I threw this together in 2 minutes: 
Salamander on Anaximander
I imagine
With the internet ,you don’t have to!
It’s basically a wall you shoot over, and if you can shoot over the wall, the round doesn’t have the ballistic trajectory to fall into the road.
Having worn (admittedly ill-fitting) heels at several points in my life for an hour or so here and there, I cannot understand why anyone wears them.
They’re painful as fuck even when you dont roll your ankle.
The masculine urge to wear pretty things and act feminine.
It’s totally normal to wear women’s clothes and research breast forms and practice walking in heels… Right guys?.. Guys?
And what about very old fiends?
You’re still more patient Than I.
It’s great that they’re rational enough to change their views in the face of evidence, even if it takes more evidence than it usual.
bit my tongue to not torpedo our relationship
I’m so glad my wife is basically no contact with her parents, because I never have to play nice with them.
“EU considers following modern Nazi policy”
Lol
Lmao, even
I ain’t buying that shit. I will happily buy two 3d printers, upgrade them, and print a giant coffee table sized version before I spend that much on such a small set.