He and the wife have been separated for years. So maybe not as much of a hug as you think.

You think our taxes will go down? They’re more likely to go up because they’ll have privatized replacements and those don’t save money.

In my case it’s not that. I like to eat slowly while relaxing or whatever. But since I got a rescue dog 6 months ago, that is out. So I sit at the table and after a couple of bites I’m just tired of the process of eating.

But I’ve lost a good amount of weight without trying.

Assorted chocolates - all containing nuts.

I think it was the old baseball player Thurmon Munson who said “I never feel more like a man than when I’m wearing a dress”.

How could you read that text and then click on link?

He’s said he’s going to pardon all of bus insurrectionists.

I just set stuff at the curb and people eventually took it. Even the IKEA particle board bed that sat in the rain for 2 weeks.

But some asshole put their shit in the pile.

That sounds suspiciously like me trying to comment when my dog is laying on my chest.

And these days, the customers are just as likely to be casual.

Between RFK, Leon, and Trump the odds are pretty good of it coming back b

Where do you pour the liquid? Most trash cans out in public do not have drains conveniently located next to them.

It was invented by Nigel Tufnel.

I go to restaurants, concerts and other shit by myself all the time. I go some Sporting events by myself, even out of town. In fact, I’m going to take a nostalgia road trip and watch an indoor soccer match.

What do you do with a paper cup that has liquid in it?

Yes, kids get changed in their strollers all the time.

I stayed there in 2011 and the hotel didn’t have wifi. Jet lag led me to sitting on the sidewalk outside McDonald’s at 5am to get some internet.

That’s just smart. When I was little, they just had kids pee into the gutter.

You do whatever you want.

You can easily build your own with a device that lets you use a window AC to cool