You can be free to walk around but that doesn’t mean Canada has to let you through immigration.

What if my mom grew up across the road from Bellahouston Park?

How big is your roof?

The joke will take on a new meaning when $10 is the good old days.

Apparently, farmers buy a lot of fertilizer from China.

Wisconsin can fuck off and die. But this will give Canadia control of most of the great lakes.

He’s going to be in charge of Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)

I know shit about art and I know he was early to mid 20th century.

Who thought they weren’t around?

The national league has designated hitters now? I guess I haven’t watched much baseball in a while. Oh, fuck Bally’s.

If you’re washing one load at a time at the laundromat, you’re doing it wrong. The one benefit of them is that you can do a lot of loads in parallel.

I had to use laundromat for several months in 2021 when my appliances were destroyed and supply chain issues left me stranded for about 6 months.

Anyways, they are expensive as fuck and more importantly, a huge time sink.

Best feeling? Calf cramps are horrendous. I’ve spent many nights at tournaments walking the hotel lobby in the middle of the night.

He sounds like a germapgobe that has never owned a dog.

And then charge tariffs for goods moved to red states?

Three different ways trump has promised to his effective income

1. Tariffs - prices directly go up
2. Income taxes will be raised unless he’s in the 1%
3. Mass Deportation will make food more expensive because there won’t be any Latinos to pick crops.

But not the idiots that said inflation was their main issue. Trump told them 3 ways he’s going to economically hurt them 1. Tariffs 2. Raising taxes (unless you are 1%) and 3. Mass Deportation.

Someone needs to learn regular expressions.

Power top or bottom?

In golf, you want to score less.