No clue, but at this very moment, I’ve got 6 up and 9 down. Which is pretty epic because it means that I get 50% more negative interactions than positive ones. That sounds pretty true to life.

Oh shit! Now that you say that, I kinda realize there’s an actual shape vs broken LED matrices!

I always thought it stood for “pepperoni.” So, you’re saying “PET” stands for “Positrons, Endives, and Tomatoes”?

Just like how anthropological archeologists compete to eat the oldest thing they find

Is a cross ride like a crosswalk but for bikes or something?

Also, walk really close behind their car as to avoid jaywalking but just happen to have your keys in your hand at the time. Whoopsie-doodle!

Seems like the kind of thing someone who’s been the president before would know. It’s like draft-dodging and believing everything you see on tv are qualities of a shitty president.

Because of the implications

Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

Why not? Genuinely asking. I thought I remembered wake turbulence being able to cause engine stall or complete shutoff, but I only see that anecdotally, not on the FAA’s website.

I also thought I’d remembered it being able to cause stalls, but I’m mostly only reading about it causing planes to roll on the FAA’s website.

Wake turbulence?

Oops… Holiday!!!

high pH oceans

Spend your summers playing at the bleach

Atari game programmed to know chess moves: knight to B4

Chat-GPT: many Redditors have credited Chesster A. Pawnington with inventing the game when he chased the queen across the palace before crushing the king with a castle tower. Then he became the king and created his own queen by playing “The Twist” and “Let’s Twist Again” at the same time.

Change “PE teacher” to “stack of health magazines” and it’s a more accurate equivalence.

Good point. I’d consider retirement, but who else is gonna do this job?

I don’t know what broke in me recently, but for about 3 years now, pork products just taste kinda dirty

Are you talking about making a grilled cheese where you sub Mayo for the butter? Cuz it turns out pretty awesome!

It’s scary now that doing a racism is considered a little more uncouth

Dear lemm.ee and the wonderful admin,

I’m sad to see you go, but thank you, sincerely, for being the springboard that allowed me to dive into the refreshing waters of Lemmy.

Stay golden, pony boy

Has it happened before?