don

Farewell, lemm.ee. You were home.

According to the wiki:

Tozzetti later wrote that Capponi’s explanation for taking the two fingers as relics was “because Galileo wrote so many beautiful things with them.”

Galileo’s middle finger

Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

That barely qualifies as a start. They have a long way to go.

French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

I don’t know about millions, but at least a few thousand have never had reason to consider the moon being an allergen to them. Fuckin weirdos. Bet money next month you’ll see labeling on food saying “Moon-free!” or “This item contains no more than 0.1% moon” or some such hippy bullshit.

Ah! Right you are.

People walking past the restaurant: why the hell is their sign backwards?

They don’t do jobs either, so there’s that.

Dog: whatever it is you’re trying to say, I don’t understand you.

Yeah, but you’re poor in style.

Canada: maybe the Americans aren’t totally wrong, bit of a “the baby and the bath water” situation, perhaps?

According to theto pic, they’re chocolate and cinnamon creme flavored.

My vintage Gap Dopp kit and waffle sweater are about 25 years old.

There are a plethora of factors (upbringing, psychological predisposition, life events, etc.) that shape a person’s worldview, be that view good or bad.

c/lost_lemmings

So I’ve nooticed.

Loose translation: “The two subjects mentioned on this hat do not have, and never will have, any knowledge of my existence.”

And nothing will come of it.

The proto-millennials, if you will.