We still have a landline (technically VoIP) phone. There’s also a list of important phone numbers written on the fridge. Good for emergencies.
There are few things more nerve wracking than frantically trying to find your cell phone and the number for poison control after your kid just swallowed something they shouldn’t have.
NGL, at first I was kind of concerned that you had a “geyser” so close to your house until I realized it was probably another term for what my American brain calls a “water heater”.
Someone else suggested a water softener which would help a lot. Aside from that, does your geyser have a sacrificial anode? If so, when was the last time you replaced it?
I’ve made angry threats to cars while working on them but this is taking it to another level.
Each missile should have “Happy Holidays” painted on the side.
Imagine being the one who has to explain that Putin died when another person burst forth from his body like an alien.
Ok, but where is the Judean People’s Front in all of this?
🎶I am a lineman for the county, and I drive the main road. Searchin’ in the sun for another overload.🎶
I knew it! I was sure I heard John say “hail Satan, Lord of Darkness” when I played one of their albums backwards.
Then there’s the small group that just throws everything into Excel
Interesting. Excel is certainly capable enough but I would think data set size limitations would be a frequent issue. Maybe not as frequent as I would have thought though.
Translation: “If you guys try to move away from the US Dollar, I’m going to tax the shit out of Americans. That’ll show you.”
Mickey Mousenomics courtesy of a “very stable genius”.
For fucks sake! It’s a three day special military operation! There’s still time! …As calculated by the length of a day on Venus.
“Oh shit! They’re shooting at us!”
“It’s cool. There’s only two of them so it’s going to take them at least thirty seconds to reload.”
Anti-tailgating artillery but it’s installed backwards.
He does make the best deals after all.
Yeah. This rings of tobacco companies trying to convince everyone that cigarettes are good for them.
I can’t relate to your question since that has not been my experience.
If I could only recommend one resource for learning about interacting with others, it would be Dale Carnegie’s “How to Win Friends and Influence People”.
You don’t have to have money or a brimming social life to go on dates or have meaningful relationships. You do have to make some effort at building those relationships though. The book I mentioned will teach you a lot of the basics.
who in their right mind will ever trust the US again
No one and why should they? We don’t consistently honor our commitments even when doing so is to our own advantage.
And who’s ever going to stand alongside the US in future if they ever need it, they’d be crazy to.
That’s a whole separate topic. Much of the time, national alliances aren’t rooted in mutual trust so much as “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
Mariwhata?
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