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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • uebquauntbez@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    One drawer full of spaghetti.

  • bstix@feddit.dk
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    1 year ago

    you put weed in there, close it and open it again.

    • pirat@lemmy.world
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      Something like this, but for weed?

      1000005993

    • MrSoup@lemmy.zip
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      1 year ago
      • ?
      • Profit
    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Herb and spice drawer?

  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Knife drawer, for someone who doesn’t own many knives

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.

    • sramder@lemmy.world
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      If if you have one knife you really don’t want to mix up with the rest… I’m just saying 😏

      • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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        Perhaps the poop knife…

    • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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      “can you go get a knife out of my a knife drawer?”

      “Your what”

    • snooggums@midwest.social
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      …and wants to make getting them out dangerous.

      • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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        …and wants to make getting them out dangerous exciting.

        FTFY

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    You guys don’t a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?

  • sploosh@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    It’s for mounting a pasta maker.

  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    And there’s another door of the same width, but taller, just below

    • protist@mander.xyz
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      A cabinet that width could at least hold a couple cookie sheets or cutting boards

  • Windex007@lemmy.world
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    Sporgettti

    • Etterra@lemmy.world
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      Spaghettaboudit

  • Fermion@feddit.nl
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    The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.

    • Plopp@lemmy.world
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      That’s not icing, that’s paint. And it’s not a cake it’s a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

      • shalafi@lemmy.world
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        So I threw it on the GROUND!

      • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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        I don’t know. I’ve been fooled before… this whole thing could be a cake.

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          you go to shake someone’s hand, it comes off. they’re made of cake

          you scream and leap into the arms of another person, you fall onto them and are covered in whipped cream. they’re also made of cake

          you vomit all over yourself, the room is silent, you look at everyone in horror. they’re all made of cake

          you vomit again. it’s whipped cream. you are made of cake

        • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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          I see you’ve played draw-ee cakey before.

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            https://youtu.be/LmEdU5eVMWI

            • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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              I enjoyed that. I’d seen the doorknob one before but not the rest

    • Lag@lemmy.world
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      That’s where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.

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        Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.

        They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it’s near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.

        Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.

        I’m sure they had a “very good reason” though.

        • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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          The reason was the cabinet set came from habitat and they’re flipping this house on the cheap.

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            Comment still applies.

            They would get more for a kitchen that’s done right, this would (rightfully) make me question all other work done.

            • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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              make me question all other work done

              You would be very right to do so.

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    Oven mitts?

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    [email protected]

  • Infynis@midwest.social
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    Spatula drawer

    • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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      Get them at spatula city!

  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If you dropped something in there, getting it back out again would be an adventure.

    • OhmsLawn@lemmy.world
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      Especially if all your chopsticks are already down there.

  • Rolando@lemmy.world
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    Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)

  • Maalus@lemmy.world
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    Cutting boards

    • rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com
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  • GooglyBoobs@mander.xyz
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    Hear me out: toothpick drawer.

    Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!

    Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!

    Toothpick drawer™️

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