Trump really took all of daddy’s money and told the barber, “Give me the town squire cut.”

Peas were always an option.

For context, in 2010 Apple had just released the iPhone 4 and BlackBerry had the Bold & Pearl.

Why doesn’t anyone want sliding keyboard phone that shamelessly looks like a knockoff iPhone 3G and runs none of those apps?

Well I wouldn’t want my pregnant male consort operating heavy machinery, so No.

Don’t be fooled, that cop is being kidnapped.

I think living in any given GTA game is safer than living in America.

The People’s Front of Judea

I have a shared apartment and I must scream.

I’m getting pretty good at guessing which posts are made by Mickey7.

“I am fluent in over 6 millions forms of kicking your ass!”

Russia wasn’t even ready to invade one of its former blocs. And that bloc has more than decimated its forces and resources.

But hey, my grandfather got to watch Allied Europe destroy a fascist state that thought it could take over the world, now me and my son get to as well.

“Do you have the lobes to try my tube grub curry?”

That’s actually the prevailing theory. A hexagonal shape is the path of least resistance for the wind patterns on Saturn. It probably really is that simple.

I had the Titanic and Bismarck books.

As a man over 40… these things are fun.

“[forced gasp] Owee!”

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If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.

Colonial Americans saying they’re smarter than the British.

“Dude, you were British, we all were!”