Crab: “I’m actually just very very on edge.”

It’s 2024 all over again.

ALREADY??

The “escalator temporarily stairs” joke was made by Osaka in Azumanga Daiou back in the 1990s.

At least that’s what the English translation said.

Back in his day, he was the king of Mario and he was the cool kid at school and all the girls sat with him at lunch.

“I’m old, and I’m not happy!” - Angry Old Man, SNL

Mario Odyssey seemed weird to me when I started playing. Not the controls or the difficulty curve, the look and feel. The juxtaposition of Mario and all the related Nintendo characters and objects with a super realistic depiction of an alternate Earth made me wonder where this idea came from.

But the more I’ve played it, the more natural it feels, as strange as that is. The controls are so precise and reliable. There are parts that frustrate me, but if I work at them I eventually overcome whatever obstacle it was. Now I find myself just thinking about it fondly and wanted to jump back in and redo parts I enjoyed.

It’s on the same level as Wonder for me. Wonder for being the best example of traditional and contemporary Mario, and Odyssey for throwing all the rules out the window and still feeling like a Mario game.

Maybe Abe Simpson should get a pro controller.

TO BRING HONOR AND GLORY TO YOUR HOUSE!!!

Then credit them, cowards.

Huh. Dickbutts are a vegetable. TIL

How to be an honorable woman:

1. BE A MAAAAAN…

This is what that tenth dentist wants.

Save time and just list Humanity as a threat to everything.

That’s where all the baby states are made.

I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app, Anon. How am I suppose to launch this game if I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app?

Apps that can’t stand on their own should be deleted, whether it’s nefarious or not.

What? No Magnum 44 marker?

Because absolutely no one was expecting the same layout with a bigger screen and more streamlined hardware that literally looks like the phrase “Switch 2”? They think the whole world was suppose to be shook.

Getting a donation pool together to help build the Elon Musk Gender Therapy & Surgical Reassignment Center after he croaks.

Well at least they’re not using a store brand.

“Take my wife, please!”

I need context.

It’s my elementary school gym teacher.

So many Japanese creatives, so many creatives everywhere, swear up and down they’re at the end and can’t continue on.

Guess what? They keep coming back. How many time has Hayao Miyazaki come back from retirement now?

The only thing that stops people like this is death.