“And if our guy doesn’t get elected, we’ll stage a coup.”

“Hold your fire, there’s no life forms aboard.”

“‘Hold your fire?’ What are we, paying by the laser now?”

Even that polar bear lost his job to AI.

“No cursing on my Christian BitTorrent site.”

starts speeding

Why do I hear kick ass guitar music?

Can we not have a battle royale game?

“Party Rockin’ in my chaiiir tonight! Gonna go to sleep early tonight.”

(Every day I’m struggling.)

“How did we ever survive without this?”

“Multiple horses report seeing the same human face in their dreams.”

Because of birth defects and stuff like this, given that we’re all suppose to have two hands, I wonder what the actual ratio of hands to people is.

It must be far less than 2.

Is it removable? Like when it’s winter you can take the bookshelf out and use the fireplace, or is this permanent?

Meanwhile, American names in a Japanese game:

Speaking Japanese is mildly difficult.

Reading Kanji makes even native adults cry.

“I don’t have any money, all I have is this waAatch.”

“Eat your greens.”

“Okay.”

Exactly. The pilot doesn’t have a death wish.

“Santa, no! The Germans will see us!”

It was a jab at the President. Also, I spent way too much time in Japan because I didn’t understand why you thought fast food closes on Christmas and then I remembered that it’s a religious holiday in America.

KFC really has become a cultural tradition for Christmas in Japan. It’s not as universal now, but it’s still pretty common.

Traditionally, the Japanese eat fish/sushi/sashimi/shabu-shabu/ramen/expensive bentos, all sorts of stuff during the end of the year. Whatever each family prefers and can be prepared at scale.

America - McDonald’s

Japan - KFC

“He let me use his lighter, he’s cool.”