• cmrn@lemmy.world
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    “The driver will not knock, so make sure you are looking out the window and prepared for the 4 second timeframe when the driver will stand near the truck looking at your property, wherein you may run out and scream ‘wait!’. If unsuccessful, a delivery will be reattempted on an unspecified date within the next 8 months.”

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      2 months ago

      And then you have some ridiculous retailers that don’t allow you to hold a package for pickup anymore. What the hell happened to that? I feel like it used to be when I had a package that needed a signature I could just request for it to be held at the parcel service center for me to pick it up later.

      But the last two times I had a package with a signature required, it wouldn’t allow me to do that. The package was going to be returned to the sender for ridiculous reasons. One was an age restricted item which I can kind of get, but the other wasn’t. Both times I had to beg and plead with the delivery company to hold the parcel even though it was not something they were supposed to do.

      And people wonder why Amazon gets so much business. They don’t make me take days off from work so I can hopefully receive a fucking package of the delivery person actually feels like ringing my doorbell.

      Never again with packages requiring a signature for me. I don’t work from home and my workplace is not in a location that can receive packages.

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        Hah, I had the exact reverse experience. For years when I had a delivery they would come by once (of course not staying nearly long enough to allow me to answer the door) and leave a notice saying the package would be at their warehouse the following day starting at 17:00.

        The warehouse was pretty far. The round trip would take nearly 2 hours by bus. And since they opening hours weren’t ideal, if I happened to have a class or be otherwise busy the one night of the week they’re open late, well I guess I’d better find a solution, because they’ll only keep it for a week.

        I would plead with them. Can you come back? Can you leave it at my door? It’s not even worth that much! I’ll take the risk! No. At least one thing they did agree to do was keep my package a bit longer once when I realized I had absolutely no way of retrieving it in time. But they only gave me two days.

        It was only when COVID hit that delivery companies started just leaving packages. Sometimes they just wouldn’t tell you at all about it, and you’d have a surprise when you’d open the door and hit your foot on a surprise package, if you hadn’t kept up with the tracking.

        Some people complained, because they were scared someone would steal their stuff, but I was so glad they were careless. I’ve worked from home ever since COVID.

        Finally, I can order a thing and actually receive it at home.

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        I wish more businesses would use Canada Post to deliver in Canada. They’ve got these great community mailboxes with larger ones for secure package delivery. They just drop the key to the big one in your smaller mailbox that works similarly to locked apartment complex mailboxes. It’s way better than worrying if someone will grab the box in front of my door or if the delivery guy will even drop it at the right door.

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          In Denmark Postnord (which is what OP is using) has drop boxes that you open with the app itself through Bluetooth. Almost everything about Postnord is terrible but getting your parcels delivered to your local Lidl and being able to open the parcel box with the app is pretty neat.

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    “Your delivery will arrive on a day during a point in time and a different point in time. You better be there when the driver pretends to check if someone’s at home and leaves without ringing anyway - not like you have anything better to do you lazy fuck.”

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      Next thing, I take the day off to wait for the package (or work from home) and I get a message in the afternoon saying “you weren’t home, your package is delivered at such and such drop off point”… always

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    2 months ago

    Can’t you just get a delivery to box-o-mat (or whatever the name of it is in english), or is it just a big delivery?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yeah, that’s it: it’s 24 liters of cat litter (it was on special lol), so it’s too big and heavy for those…

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        Why does someone need to be home for that? Can’t they leave it outside or around the back somewhere?

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          Nah, I live on the third floor of an apartment building.

          None of the outdoors is on my property and as such they’re not allowed to leave it there even if I ask them to 😮‍💨

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            None of the outdoors is on my property and as such they’re not allowed to leave it there even if I ask them to

            Is that their explanation, or what you assume? The problem is usually that the seller specifically requested it be signed for. They even have keys to most apartment buildings, so they can even leave it outside your door or the actual building. I’ve had many PostNord home deliveries left outside my building’s door; just need to see that the package allows FlexChange and then request it.

            (Or maybe you’re Danish? No idea how they do it there)

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              Or maybe you’re Danish? No idea how they do it there

              Yeah, I am. With PostNord Denmark, you have to have a subscription (called Post Plus or something obnoxious like that) for them to be allowed to put it anywhere else than directly to you and even then, it’s a specific list, none of which are applicable to anyone who doesn’t live in a house 😮‍💨

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                So y’all have less services by default, and yet your side of the company is also losing the largest amounts of money? For helvede Mads 🫠 haha. Though on the bright side, I assume they’re still probably better than UPS or FedEx? If I have some home delivery from UPS/FedEx, I don’t even attempt to be at home… I already know that that their tracking will say “we tried to deliver you, but you weren’t home” despite them not even attempting to drive into my neighborhood.

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                  So y’all have less services by default, and yet your side of the company is also losing the largest amounts of money? For helvede Mads

                  Spot on lol. Maybe them insisting on taking over every delivery sent from or even through Germany no matter who, what, and when explains some of the money hemorrhaging lol.

                  If I had a sandwich for every time a package of mine has been delayed several days because PostNord insisted on taking over from a more competent international carrier at the southern border, I’d have lunch for a week, maybe two 🤦

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            Okay. Second question: where are you going to keep 24 liters of cat litter? Granted I’m no expert in communist units (and I’m way too fucking tired to look it up) but I imagine that’s a lot, both in terms of volume and weight.

            • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldOP
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              I have a small spare room that I use for stuff I don’t know where else to put or that I can’t fit elsewhere. Litter goes in that room lol

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        2 months ago

        Thihi should have gotten a delivery of cat litter today also between 8:00 - 21:00… at 20:00 it was changed for the 31st.

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    Next time change the delivery to a postnord delivery box. Most of then are pretty close to housing, and you can pick it up any time you want

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      I usually use those, but it wasn’t an option because the package (containing 24 liters of cat litter. It was on special lol) was both too big and too heavy for those boxes…

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    The Amazon equivalent of my country gives somewhat similar estimates, but they always end up showing up at 22:30 or straight up call me at such hours telling me they’ll come by tomorrow morning

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    I mean… Amazon does the same for me… Delivery tomorrow before 9PM, it just update the next day when it’s out for delivery.

    Not saying is not annoying, but for me it’s not that mildlyinfuriating (ik downvotes are coming 🤷‍♂️)

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      I think OP is upset that it says he has to be there when it arrives. Makes me wonder if it’s related to what they ordered, or if there’s been a lot of deliveries stolen from the neighborhood recently.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldOP
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        It’s standard practice unless you pay for a “service” that lets them put it by the curb or your garage or designated package box.

        Since I live in an apartment on the third floor, I usually have packages delivered to a nearby package point, but there was a special on cat litter and the package is too big to fit so I have to be home.

        Which wouldn’t have been a problem if it had shipped yesterday like it was supposed to, thus arriving today where I’m home all day anyway, but I have to leave tomorrow afternoon and won’t be back again within the time window so HOORAY! 😮‍💨

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          unless you pay for a “service” that lets them put it by the curb or your garage or designated package box.

          Here it’s cheaper to get it delivered to a pick-up place near my home. I’ll just pick it up on the way home from work, almost as easy as getting stuff from my own mailbox.

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldOP
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            Same here, but my package is too big for that to be an option this time, so has to be home delivery this time…

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    For a while Amazon would estimate a time range and the delivery guy would never show up during that window. But sometimes it would do something like this: original estimate was 11am - 4pm, 4pm would pass with no delivery, then at 6pm, it would update to like 2pm - 5pm. Then it would show up at like 8pm.

    They seem to have gotten better lately though.

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    and you decide to stay home all day. Nobody shows up. You go out to the mailbox and there’s a note saying the driver tried ringing the bell but nobody answered.

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      There is an old anecdote about this kind of situation; Postman (P), Recipient ®:

      R: what are you doing? P: I left a notice that I tried delivering a package and you weren’t home. R: But I clearly was! P: <shrugs> R: <bashes postman’s face in> P: WTF, MAN!? R: It wasn’t me, I wasn’t home.

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      Or you get a message at 3 am the next day, where they apologize that they didn’t made it, but that they will deliver sometime between 8 and 22 that day.

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      Either that or they show up right as you sit down to take a shit, or while you’re in the middle of your shower

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    If it makes you feel any better,over here,in Spain , I get 09:00 AM - 11 PM delivery intervals,with deliveries sometimes arriving at 10:30 PM,so yeah…

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      I believe it’s because they hope a driver will pick it up for you. Those late night packages are delivered by contractors and they might just not pick yours on a whim probably depending on several factors.

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      100% of my amazon deliveries for the past two years have been at least a day later than promised.

      They used to have excellent shipping. Now they just lie about every delivery time.

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      Probably depends on the delivery service partner. They have slightly different hours from company to company.

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    Reminds me of my Telus internet.

    “A technician will come to fix your internet problem Tuesday and they will be there sometime between 8am to 5pm. They will give you a 15 minute call before they arrive. If there is no one home when they come by, you will be given a $150 no show fee.”

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    I work for the phone delivery company. I’ve had a lot of experience with semantics, so don’t try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.