I guess getting some big head ain’t bad either.

What do boobs do if you use the Konami code on them? Do I get unlimited boobs? 🤔

Philanthropy officer getting paid the least, right behind the actual zoo director.

What happen? Seems to be working if viewed from another instance.

I have my dad’s old Pentax camera and accessories, as well as a Super 8mm film camera, unused film cannisters, and a projector with a screen. It’s all still functional, and I could still film stuff with the 8mm. I could use the Pentax but I would need to go out of my way to get film for it. Shit probably costs way more now than it did when I first got into photography.

I also still have one of those CD/DVD repair things. Put a scratched CD in, run it, and it smooths out the scratches and, most of the time, makes an unplayable disc perfectly fine again.

We need more candidates like Vermin Supreme, who clearly have no capitalist agendas.

Even the small print on a physical disk’s packaging said that.

There used to be a couple… Back when the default skin for Steam was just that ugly green shit? There was a couple different 3rd party clients that offered customizing the look before they added that function officially.

The only one I think might still be relevant is the one centered around filtering shovelware from the store. And I don’t know if you download that, or if it’s just a web client, since it is focused on the store and not much else (I also never used it personally).

On social media? To make myself laugh.

I really hate when I am in VR and the realization of how first world spoiled I am creeps in, even though I myself am living on the edge of poverty and using the VR to escape reality.

For now… Eventually the bastards will basically be like D&D liches and can only be destroyed if you find their phylactery: Their consciousness uploaded to a computer kept in a fortified bunker, miles underground.

What was the anime argument?! I need answers!

“Saitama could beat Goku.”

Eat the rich with a honey glaze. 🤤

On the bathroom stall:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

Came to shit and only farted.

Then one day, just by chance,

Tried to fart and shat my pants.

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I only ever called them woodlouses when I learned that name as a teenager because everyone here always called them “roly-polies” or “potato bugs.”

“And after the all clear had rung, we could crawl out from under our desks, go outside, and FUCKING MELT!”

Is it wrong for me to hate this meme simply because it compares Elon Musk to a creature that is literally known for its brain?

The way I’ve always heard the concept, the snail and its target would both be annihilated if they touched, like matter and anti-matter.

Thinking about non-existence.