Worked at a machine shop for a while, it’s funny how the easiest way to gauge surface finish is to run your nail trough it

At one of the places we worked at we would know when the rough cut was deep enough just by feel

The tiles in my kitchen were installed slightly rotated so I had to do that with all my shelves

But the word black is used so clearly it’s racist, right? How can we be woke if we don’t randomly ban words because of their alternate meanings?

I have a friend that works at Salesforce, he told me that they made him change the name of some classes that used the term Blacklist because of inclusivity

I just resorted to blocking all political subs (including the ones that pretend to be about news but are entirely political)

And then everytime someone posts about something political I block that person too since 9/10 times they only post about politics

The coy look really sells it

Beat me to it

Is that Argentina?

Oh wow I’ve never expected that I’m used to university being full academia with no hands on on anything

Are you telling me they put them in front of actual rocks and let them lick them in finals?

Man I would get offers twice a week even after switching jobs when I had data engineer as my job title, took them like a year and a half to stop sending me offers for data positions

Yes

Make sure your profile matches their lazy ass search queries

Aren’t user agents just a plain text header? Couldn’t a malicious agent just spoof a legitimate one?

The trick is to try and think what could those words correspond to in assembly

What is the simbol supposed to be originally?

But they promised we could save a ton of money with their monitoring dashboards we won’t look at until suddenly we get a bill that is 5x what they promised!

Lagomorph sounds like the name of a pokemon

Visa has a hard limit of 8 and requires the first 4 to be numbers because the phone tree might require it as a password

The whole banking industry is ridiculous and is ridiculously legislated

Don’t do good things to be good, do them because of how good they make you feel

Pay attention, it’s the little things that make the whole picture when put together

If you’re unsure about doing a certain activity do it anyways. It’s better to err than to do nothing and forever wonder what it would had been like if you had

Most people aren’t evil, they just have been formed differently by life itself. Try to understand them before you decide how you feel about them