Not the breed, the institution holding the competition.

Fizzgig

The question wasn’t “what came first - the chicken or the chicken egg?” The first chicken hatched from AN egg. Question answered.

The cellphone has a range of 100km. That thing is amazing.

Any trained monkey can use it.

*the peed nart

Cars are useful. Cars protect children in many situations. Cars are among the things that majorly contribute to even having a food supply. Cars freedom patriotism eagles liberty-gasm!

Yet it is still possible to have cars serve those functions without giving in to the lobbies that wish to make it mandatory to get paid for shoving a car down the throat of every loony who wants one to hurt others with. Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.

Mention the concept of a daily stand-up pledge of allegiance in schools in any other democracy and get laughed at.

No, it’ll be running THAT cave from DA2 over and over, but this time in different colours!

Experience and memory, mostly.

“People were complaining that I sent them to fetch me a sandwich every five minutes, so we listened to their complaints and next game, the player character will have no legs and thus not be able to move anymore.”

You now have a one-quest-long window to do these three steps in order otherwise you will never be able to complete this quest line due to missing out on the item that’s only available if you use this specific thingamajig on the other thingamajig in the hidden room. There isn’t any indication of that in the entire game, except that some quest will never ever finish and be stuck on the vague “find x things” stage forever. If you google how to finish the quest in thirty hours of game time, you’re just SoL. Better luck next run.

What exactly is the “role” one is playing here? Diviner? Psychic reading the game dev’s mind?

FOMO - the game

Sorry, but no compassion from me: shouldn’t have built the road right under a lava stream. Stupid decision, really.

If you spend a dozen centuries doing your best to minimise your personal CO2 footprint, you can reduce the global output by half a millionth of a percent that the biggest culprits produce on a daily basis. Then you can watch the world race into the abyss with as clear conscience :D

Best I can do is give you a list of the worst deals for you that will bring your money to the corporations who paid me the most with a nice helping of targeted ads for all eternity.

“Yes, we’ll drop you into a pit with a gigantic predator on whose menu you usually take the top spot, BUT it might just be fine, since we’ll wrap you in the remains of another frog we flayed so that you can wear its skin.”