Garbage toilet paper found often at the workplace. People especially poor in money and/or taste will sometimes use it in their homes.
At least the tp is oriented in the right direction.
I still have 2 rolls of that stuff from back when there was no TP in the store and it was all I could find. Never did end up using them, but I guess I’m set if it happens again!
Oh yeah, my cats going to have a field day with that.
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
I mean if it’s cheap I would definitely do that too
Shitting in bulk i see.
Wouldn’t that get absolutely covered in shit particles by the time you get to the middle?
Everything in your house is covered in shit particles. Best just not to think about it.
and bugs climb out from the root of the eyelash follicles and eat your skin at night, when they crawl back in to lay eggs
And many more things along with shit.
I’m no germaphobe but the increased exposure time of that roll does disturb me. A normal roll gets maybe two dozen flushes or so before running out, that jumbo roll is being showered with hundreds of flushes.
I mean, do you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom? Lol
No. My place has a closet right outside of the bathroom and we have 90% of our stuff in there.
Fair enough! I’ll take my poo particle covered toothbrush and go
what, do the shit particles BURROW through the outer layers of paper? you’re only ever getting one flush worth of shit particles unless someone in your house is shitting without wiping.
Do you see the large side of that huge roll? And you do understand that toilet paper is absorbent, right?
yeah, it absorbs liquids quite well because of surface tension and the capillary effect. are you under the impression that individual particles of shit are ducking and weaving their way all the way to the center of that roll from the outside edges?
Yeah you don’t want shit in your shit
What happens at your house?
To be fair 1 flush with the lid open and you’d get a nice particulate smattering on everything.
Haven’t seen the Mythbusters episode eh?
Ass wipes to ass wipes, flush to flush 🤷
Taking shit seriously around here
Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.
Your asshole will thank me
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
I rarely physically shudder from text
What a terrible day to have eyes.
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
Does it flake like a French pastry?
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Nor should they ever again.
It’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
Plus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.
Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.
💯he stole that from a public bathroom
If it’s a public bathroom are you actually stealing from it?
Yes. Same as if he took the toilet home with him.
But it’s public property.
Yeah, the person has removed the public property from the ‘public’ and made it a private property.
Public property means owned by the public, not “free item”. If you make it private it is stealing from the public.
so what is it from?
https://www.walmart.com/ip/1883864828
Charmin Forever Roll
you da real mvp
His work’s supply cabinet.
Rock on, man.
Shopping in bulkStealing in bulk
You use it like a knife-sharpeners’ wheel.
Behold! The UTIcontractinator!
For the poop knife?
Let’s hope he had some high capacity magazines to match
McMaster-Carr catalog.
One of my neighbors owns a restaurant. When covid hit, they dropped boxes of gloves, hand sanitizer, and those rolls of TP off for everyone on the street. I still have one
That is a solidly decent neighbour.
