Fucking billionaires, man. You get control over millions of people, or you get enough money for all your great-great-grandchildren’s entire lives, no one’s entitled to both. The vast majority of people will have neither…

“If you have to ask if you’re the asshole, imagine what the world would like be if everyone did it.”

I firmly believe this in my core, and it applies to almost anything: standing in doorways, camping in a corner in online shooters, veering between lanes without signaling while driving, stealing, throwing trash on the ground, etc.

BUT I am far from perfect. I eat meat despite being an animal lover, I am somewhat wasteful, I can be quick to anger, I support unethical companies that I hate, and I don’t keep in touch with old friends and family. Stuff like that…

Glad you posted it, this dude is oddly compelling! One of the few talks I remember and actually act on regularly…

I try to use your pants too, but you walk really fast.

It’s a percentage (less than 7% of donations for all salaries). They are a very large non-profit…

Does your bank accept payments of $0? Or the grocery stores? Even if your organization doesn’t generate profits, people still need an income to survive…

No affiliation, and I’ve never donated to them, but their financials are far from the worst:

There are many charities that don’t spend the majority of donations on the actual program. Like, wtf…

If any pigs want to do a press conference about it, they’re more than welcome to…

Simpsons did it.

🎵 Has Bart ever owned a robot? 🎶

He does suffer from the notable disability of being dead himself.

Or Deadpool!?

I met her at a party once! Thought she was cool, invited her back to my place… Now she lives in my walls, scampering around and I can’t get rid of her.

Just because it has a Star Wars brand on it doesn’t mean it will be anything like other things with the Star Wars brand.

I’m sorry, that’s insane.

Filthy Windowses!

Your instance may block it/not federate it. There’s a lot…

I’m not even Mexican, but I think that’s a hate crime?

He might be a table, cuz he got turned.

You have to show the laughs coming out of the mouth though.

Huh? I didn’t mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger. If you join the military, you’re supporting their agenda…

Or a cat.