Same, I’m the person in the meme. I don’t get useful energy from caffeine just stress. Soda and tea are fine, but I try to stay away from black coffee and energy drinks because they tend to trigger panic attacks in me.

Mine was $20 from a thrift store, plus maybe $40 in parts. Also a pos, but it’s a pos that will get me there

I just did a study with a sample size of 1 and the results are in: doesn’t work

I think the matrix would be a great one. I have no idea why it’s rated r

I don’t speak or read German but every once in a while a meme will have a critical mass of words I understand because of their proximity to English, and the German 100% amplifies the meme.

It’s great for verbose log statements

Hey I resemble that remark

I’m American, but somehow learned and got used to spelling it “grey” instead of “gray”. I have no clue how that happened.

This is me. I’m a pragmatic guy, don’t really have serious body image issues (don’t get me wrong I have notes, but I’ve never felt the need to look “muscly”). For those reasons I’ve never been great at working out just for the sake of being active. The only things that seem to motivate me are exercising via fun sports like bouldering, longboarding, or biking, or doing some calisthenics at home specifically to improve my stamina when I’m out bouldering, longboarding, or biking. So find physical hobbies!

That’s nuts

I think the head is supposed to be the y-axis in all of these

I might as well not have one here in the states, I’m not wealthy enough. My health plan is to walk it off until I die young

Yay verily

Water is piped from streams into the village, and sprayed into the air during the freezing winter temperatures.

The water must be propelled so that it freezes in the air when temperatures drop below zero, creating ice towers

This is exactly how the snow blowers at many ski resorts work

That’s a symptom? Crazy

Spread over buttered toast, yeah

We don’t need no education erection.

Nice

It’s even worse with birds. You have chicks, ducklings, -aand everything else.

Number of X chromosomes?