This dude thinks that the singular of hooves is “hoove”

TIL I can’t feel orgasms

What’s so great about them?

No, that would be a relative banger.

He starred in several Twilight Zone episodes, all of which were absolute “bangers,” to use the modern parlance.

I would still hate him even if he were a worm

Same “Christians” that worship a child rapist.

Most Christians aren’t very Christian at all.

LOL. Doing a good job of that all by yourself, mate.

It’s entirely possible to measure metrics.

Enjoy your slopware.

Nothing no one nothing?

More than the misuse, of commas?

I used to do that in high school, it drove people nuts back in those days

I have quite a few Noodleisms I use on a regular basis. “Not with that attitude” is often a fun one, but I’m quite partial to “… but I’m not a botanist” when I’m sharing an amateurish opinion on something that is in no way related to plants.

I seem to recall a separate study showing that it just encouraged users to think more lazily, not more critically.

The research explicitly showed that the anecdotes were flawed, and that actual measured productivity was the inverse of what the users imagined. That’s the entire point. You’re just saying “nuh uh, muh anecdotes.”

Sounds cool, but I sure as fuck don’t want my ISP to be marshalling this data.

Try reading the article.

I didn’t count my facial piercings

But I only have seven holes