Phones can also video call, lead you to just about anywhere you want to go on the planet, and store millions of pictures/videos/writings of a person’s personal history. Unprecedented.

But where do you get your supply? That’s the creepy question.

Fra-gee-lay, must be Italian!

Does this guy reminds anyone else of the Walrus and the Carpenter from Alice in Wonderland?

Or less, depending on species.

Sure, but if we had to pick one, I’d say microwave. Deepfry is enjoyed by all, but mostly a southern thing.

I’m American. We choose microwaving.

Just wait until 40. It’s like going down a step with your eyes closed without knowing the step is coming. Very jarring and painful.

They’re a reference to… themselves!

I am with you on your distinction, but if you were to choose a mascot for the Mustelids (something notable to represent the whole family) I’m guessing a weasel would be the candidate.

If I don’t have my kids with me, I do. I don’t crash into them, but I stop when I get to them and make them go around. The lack of courtesy of some people needs to be challenged. It’s mostly people in their early 20s in my experience, but I’ll wait out whoever. Tired of this shit.

I haven’t, but I don’t care for orange creamsicle popsicles anymore (used to love them). I’m assuming you won’t like it if you don’t care for orange creamsicle popsicles. Is that accurate?

She’s okay with her bathroom being for men and women. What she really means is she doesn’t want trans people to use the same bathroom, and she would not invite trans people into her home. But don’t worry, no trans people want to be in her home, either.

Also, life isn’t fair isn’t a permanent status. It’s a state, and states can be changed. Just because life isn’t fair doesn’t mean it couldn’t be. As you pointed out, why not take actions that make it fairer? Is the logic, no one helped me and therefore no one should help anyone? That’s just dumb.

I think they understood you were fighting fire with fire. What they were saying is that more people get burned from fires than just the people who set them.

The wolves were supposed to be the bouncers at the hip new club “Yellow Stone” and they were shirking their duties and started working at a different club called “The Underworld.” Because they weren’t there to stop those horny bastards, they fucked all those trees. It’s called wood for a reason, amirite? /s

The stale bread is fine for expansion. It’s the expansion into edible bread that annoys me.

Yes, it’s called the present, and the Neanderthals have control of the White House.

I usually do mine solitarily.

Realtor: “It’s ocean front on 4 sides!” Potential buyer: “So, it’s on an island?” Realtor: “Not really, no.”