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minus-squareHexadecimalSky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoEvery once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoTry a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIf it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t. Your asshole will thank me
minus-squareBarbecueCowboy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoPlus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.
minus-squarewaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIs it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI too try to only shit on company time
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThey’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol. Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI rarely physically shudder from text
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoMy wife keeps telling me that…
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoWhy? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoJust know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoDoes it flake like a French pastry?
minus-squarecocobean@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
minus-squareNfamwap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIt’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoThe toilet paper or his asscheeks?
minus-squareTransporter Room 3@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoMy old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper. Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with. But at the same time, almost slippery. And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.
If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.
Your asshole will thank me
Plus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.
Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
I rarely physically shudder from text
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
Does it flake like a French pastry?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Nor should they ever again.
It’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?
My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.