Incest tales: Sister and Mom is my favorite.

What’s next, loli hentai?

What’s up?

I like it.

Who’s the better cook?

How’d you meet?
His age?
Reactions from friends & fam, each side?

That’s the comment they were replying to.

Do you use a McDonald’s spoon?

It’s funny that three to seven on the list don’t add up to number two, China.

I turned up my music and ignored him because historically nothing good happens when someone gets out of their car in traffic and you bet your sweet ass I made sure our bumpers were almost touching next red light.

Oh my birthday isn’t for a couple more years.

What is a cake day?

Stop scolding people and start sentencing them to jail for contempt of court.

I want to see it broken down into the fatal and non-fatal portions and also the mental health of the cars at the time of the crash.

On the other hand I had a guy get out of his Jaguar the other day and yell at me a while because I stopped too close to his bumper.

Get a bigger dildo you pussy.

Ass.

Can I send you a picture of my asshole and would you be able to divine the winning lottery numbers for me?

600 grams?

You could make maybe two sandwiches with that.

Fat fucking titties.