I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
I’m going to free space for dinner
Lay a sewer pickle
Gotta shake a tit.
The turtle is peaking out it’s head from the shell.
I thought that was a limp penis slowly becoming erect?
Hard insider, “Doing an Olli”. We had a coworker named Oliver and when ever we were at a customer on site he not only showed up late but always went straight for the toilets making us wait even longer.
Say it in snowboard.
The chocolate bus honks.
A silly Dutch one is saying you got a fax from Darmstad, which is a city in Germany but also Darm=intestines and Stad=city.
I got the plopples
From My Name is Earl:
Philo : I gotta go tinkle.
Randy : Tinkle! That’s so stupid. I wonder what he uses for “going ploppies.”
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
Hope everything comes out alright!
Dad?
Going to “take a comfort”
I’m gonna try and lose some weight
I gotta drop the Browns off at the Superbowl.
Gotta do some heavy lifting
