Feels too good to be true. It’s only one shooting.

Now if some second evil CEO were unfortunately victimized, I might be tempted to call it a trend…

Thanks, I just smashed all of my kids’ Christmas gifts.

I’ve died zero times thus far and don’t see why it should change.

Emphasis on the “auto.”

Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.

Well, not all of us have our massive schlongs figured out as well as you do, okay!?

I don’t think osterreichs have wiens.

Northern Ireland is free!

Yeah, this is disgusting! Which site posted it!? There are so many of them!?

My ex-gf told me her ex-husband used to bless himself after sneezing by saying, “God bless you, Mr. Henderson!” to himself (name changed to protect the guilty).

Antiques Roadshow is pretty relaxing and always interesting.

I came here to say Joe Pera Talks With You. The entire series is a hidden gem, fyi, if you’ve only seen the “talks you to sleep” episode. I’ve watched all three seasons at least three times.

It’s not a Linux party without old Dick!

$1 worth of sex, please. More than I need.

I just wish we could all be as gay as possible.

Best part is that your normal Skyrim mods generally work just as well with VR Skyrim.

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Not necessarily, I could stop eating until I die.

Once you get more into the hobby, a standard freezer is going to fill up fast. The real pro move is investing in a dedicated chest freezer out in your storage shed.