You have to work pretty hard to keep it that family-friendly.

Use two hands.

What are the Thumb Wars folks saying about the Trump Epstein cover-up?

Can’t become a leader if you’re not willing to consume lead.

Ignore the haters. Get up earlier. Grind harder. You’ll have the last laugh.

Marinara kills.

Suddenly, the book IT comes back to me. Probably for no reason.

Damn, so close, put “us” in there and I’d be licking Uranus.

☹️

When in doubt, lick it.

Needs whipped cream.

She should call her doctor.

Pro-tip: Little Debbie fudge brownie (the kind with nuts), rolled gently between your hands like Play-Doh to form a cylindrical shape. 🤌

“Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me.”

-Literally Jesus in Matthew and Mark

Starting NFL Fullback

I’ll start: there are three corners?

Where do you get your ideas from?

Are you calling Academy Award-winning actress Margot Robbie a liar!?

Stig-mater

Stigmastabata