“Appears to be hacked”

Has anyone considered the fact that maybe construction workers just hate ICE too?

Being brave isn’t the lack of fear. Being brave is acting despite fear.

Max is the bravest boy!

votes for you in the next election

Hear that guys??? It’s time to get serious! No more joking around!

So a jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar…and things were pretty akward from across the room.

Some of them. I’m not a fan of poison ivy, or geese.

People are just as fake as AI

…why does this gif exist???

God dammit. Your post made me realize the obvious answer.

Gail. You e-mail Gail.

Welp. I suck at life.

No no no. That’s not how rhymes work.

You text Lex, and e-mail a female!

…yeah, let’s see YOU find a name that rhymes with “e-mail”. Not so easy, is it?

C’mon now! Don’t do that. Don’t be that guy. Don’t be the person who thinks he’s making a funny joke, but is in fact wrong.

Everybody knows Jeffrey Dahmer targeted loners who had few if any connections, because it would be easier to prey on their lonelyness. He only killed 1 at a time, and if he waited until he had 8 bodies, the first few would have already began to rot! You gotta cook human flesh right away! Otherwise it spoils…

I’m on linux though. I’ll try downloading some skins when I get home though.

Did you poke breathing holes in the bag first? Because otherwise that’s murder!

Spoiled cow boob juice!

I’ve always said something similar, but not about deep frying.

I’ve always said it’s sticking weird things up your butt.

You never see a bear out in the woods find a live mouse, and decide to stick it up it’s own ass. You just don’t see it. Exactly 0 bears have stuck a living mouse up their own butt.

I can’t say the same for humans.

he should just fuck off and die already.

Everytime I see him, it always feels like he has less than a month to live. And yet he keeps living.

It’s quite impressive how he can consistantly look like shit to the point of being on deaths doorstep, yet never actually die.

The garden hose? Maaaan, it’s like 16 degrees outside! I want HOT water on my balls, because my balls are hot!

You never heard that 1940s classic musical, “Running in the rain”?

I’m running in the rain, just running in the rain! What a horrible feeling, suffering in pain!

Libraries are usually free.

You…need to stop making me feel old.

Who’s shade?

Depends which angle the sun hits it at.