Pretty sure you can personally defederate. That’s what I’ve been told, anyways.

I haven’t tried, since I’ve yet to find a community that offends me. I want to find an instance that refuses to defederate from anyone. I want to see ALL of Lemmy.

A war on terror in the middle east? Wait, no, I’ve seen this one…

I’m sorted by “Subscribed” and “Hot”

You gotta play the jingle everytime you pull the sword back out of the now opened letter.

Why is this on my feed AGAIN???

I had this on my feed 3 different communities yesterday. One of which I could have sworn was THIS community.

Enough! We get it! It’s bullshit he was arrested for this, but I don’t need 7 different communities all pointing to the same source!

Why is there always ONE guy who downvotes EVERYTHING???

Oh, ok. Thats a far better description than the other guy said of just “court costs”.

I would say that America needs something like that, but, I just can’t see the money ACTUALLY going to victims. I see some policeman, or politician, or whomever, pocketing it if they tried that here.

I see you saw my presidential bid campaign promise!

I won’t downvote you for thanking Ron Deslimeball, but I will say…Ew.

Even if it was sarcastic. Still ew.

How do you know he isn’t buying one butchered cow, which can provide many meals?

Delicious, delicious, meals. Dammit! We need cheese and bacon now!

Careful now, you could be arrested for…oh, wait, my mistake. This isn’t a master sword replica.

1/10th of my rent.

In Germany? I thought they got rid of those…like…a while ago.

Too bad the bridge didn’t collapse in 1995 while Art Modell was driving on it.

Yes I’m an old person from Cleveland, why do you ask?

Which time?

Edit: oh dammit. I now see someone else already made this joke. Ok, to make it up to you, I’ll tell a different joke.

So a woman in her Chicago high rise apartment was beating a rug with a broom on her balcony. Suddenly a big burst of wind blew her over the railing.

Now she’s falling from the 30th floor.

A man on the 25th floor sees this, catches her, and says “Wow, it must be my lucky day! A beautiful woman falls out of the sky and into my arms! Tell me young miss, do you suck dick?”

Outraged by this she screams “NO I DON’T SUCK DICK!!!”

So he drops her.

A man on the 20th floor sees her falling, and catches her. He says: Wow, it must be my lucky day! A beautiful woman falls out of the sky and into my arms! Tell me young miss, would you be willing to fuck me?"

Insulted by the idea she screams “NO I DON’T FUCK STRANGERS!!!”

So he drops her.

As she’s falling, she realizes she’s going to die, and in her final moments she prays. “Please god, just let ONE more person catch me! I promise to do any revolting thing they ask!”

And on the 15th floor, a woman catches her. Before her rescuer can say a word, the woman screams “I SUCK! I FUCK! I’LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!”

Revolted by this, the woman holding her says “Slut!”

And drops her.

TIL I’m a koala! I also feel mentally harmed if I have to deal with people all day, instead of sleeping 20 hours a day.

…or, maybe I’m just depressed?

You eliminated the parts that explain why it’s being banned. Why can’t I snuggle the koalas???

Oh, I wasn’t accusing you of lying. I was just saying it’s such a strange name for a charge that has a legitimate purpose, but is named in a way that has nothing to do with that purpose.

Kinda like if you took an uber, and they charged you for the “poopy diaper charge”. And you say nobody on your trip even wore a diaper. So the driver tells you it’s so he can refill his gas in the car.

What a strange name if thats the purpose.

Its amazing how the colonists were basically just “Lets be Englishmen…but over there instead. And we’ll do all the same stuff, but also totally different.”

And John Adams said “Will there be alchohol?”

And then George Washington said “One day we’ll even name a beer after you.”

Then Benjamin Franklin went off to France to get laid a whole bunch. It was pretty easy to get laid in France in the 1770s if you just showed up, and said you’re leading a revolution against the British, and overthrowing monarchy power. Just tons of pusspuss and fine wine to go around.

…what were we talking about?