Masturbated at work in an empty bathroom stall.
Second moonraker elited a match of Goldeneye.
Been born.
Newborns always seem kind of unhappy about the transition, though.
I mean, yeah! They didn’t sign up for this shit!
Stillbirth is the exception. I was about to comment “until you’ve had a pulse while breathing air”.
Died. Otherwise you’re still living.
Thanks, Dad.
seen why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
It was a tragic day when I grew up and could no longer see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Buzz Aldrin went to the moon, and only then did he understand why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Eaten kraft dinner, with fancy ketchup
I don’t have a million dollars so I cant afford Dijon ketchup :(
…had someone rifle balls at you, as hard as they can, off of a bat or racquet. Something about facing it down and letting your instinctual reactions take over is viscerally primal.
u ok?
…taken a good dump
Gotten truly and utterly lost without a communication device. Especially powerful if you are in a foreign country where you don’t speak the language and/or are alone. Nothing quite like it.
Had sex while skydiving with a Santa hat and crocks on
You’ve fought past the fear and anxiety; then become so comfortable that you don’t seem to remember that fear.
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Dw I’m also guilty of several rickrolls ;-)
Brilliant
Experienced certain death if you do not make a choice in seconds. Not, “My gosh! I might get punched in the face!” scared, I mean, “Figure this out or you’re dying, right this instant.”
It’s nice to have a preview of your personal extinction, and it’s really nice knowing you will do your best at that time.
tl;dr: Saved my own life twice, maybe three times.
Stuck your dick in the macaroni salad at Publix
Punched a Nazi.
