LEGO quality control, they get a box of Legos to put together and have to make sure all the pieces are there and the instructions are correct.

Aren’t cicadas the same?

Pixel is Chinese right?

Really? Right in front of my salad?

Should I buy a new phone now instead of waiting until next October?

Stop trying to normalize Amish. They are unethical as fuck and have child labor in dangerous unpaid conditions.

Maybe. But also it could be people you know just don’t want to support that evil corporation Monsanto.

Stop taking our jobs!

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole

It comes in a single use plastic container. It was never good.

They are also in single use plastic, just like liquid detergent. I used powdered detergent from a cardboard box. Works great! Same with clothes washing machine.

He’s bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides. I can hardly breathe when he’s pumping deep inside.

Even if you do make gravity, there is still not enough electromagnetic shielding.

Or a door man

I guess you guys don’t have White Castle. Probably for the best.

1. Rainbows are not political
2. Even if they were, unless it’s directly related to something on the ballot its not electioneering. You can wear a I’m with her Clinton hat or whatever now

Prescription drugs. Schedule an appointment with the doctor and they will have you fill out a couple questionnaires and discuss options. Medication is free with most insurance

It seems incredibly dumb. Like playing slots

You can resell your games

Yeah but then you don’t get a promotion because you didn’t have an impact… I’m sorry, impact is not in my job description.