Top quality shitpost. I consider myself to be the little one.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA you couldn’t make this up

I wish I could be in that sleep deprived state all the time

So that totals about 400 David Mitchells worth of fun

And what is a Fucking Ass?

Actually, they make Britain work too. Baked beans.

Hate when this happens

Has it ever been done?

Of course it was the Russians

It means you can mostly just roll on and pretend it didn’t happen

People remember far fewer of your embarassing moments than you do yourself.

What about broski below him? I don’t think pubes count as cover

The old ones were literally Hat Man

“If at first you dont succeed, try, try again” -> “The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.”

What r you using for the skin

Why are they so cute??

Why does Germany have these? I haven’t seen them anywhere else. Is there a strong cigarette lobby?

Hmm that might be worth me considering. What med do they prescribe it with?

New copypasta

Its like a big dog