and the gears in my car’s transmission

– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

– Only when you call it.

kitchen scale master race

are you a transformer?

i live in a different country and most of the day i speak a different language

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

LinkedIn only exist for me when looking for a job, definately not a place to stay, i am alergic to toxic positivity

she is 70, she can survive Trump

you need 5 spare parts pt cruisers to have one running pt cruiser

Lexus sold cars with cassette players until 2010

wholesome gimp trying to cheer us up

like the flame stickers on my car

all of them, and none of them

50 shades of shit

paté on toast is yum

with blackjack and hookers

the original was probably a human made summary

yet to witness the highly advertised cougars in my area

chocolate is not good for you, i am just protecting you

my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn’t be able to pee