British charcuterie
Council charcuterie - best cuisine in the world
That all looks pretty fucking delish, ngl…
Poverty charqutery.
Charcuterie ?
Sharcootree
Zharqueueteræ
as if i wouldn’t continue eating this no matter how rich i was, only difference is that they’d be more ethically sourced and where possible vegan.
Probably same, but, for now I have an excuse lol
My brain had a really hard time with the scale of the items on the plate. Where does one get a pizza, the diameter of two dino nuggets, topped with tiny pepperoni?
Maybe, hear me out, the pizza is normal size, but everything else is just huge.
My brain legitimately went through a brief phase of entertaining that concept before deciding to use the Spaghetti-O’s as the scale anchor. It’s still entirely possible at this point.
If this is British - and it does look like British tapas - then that could well be a Chicago Town frozen mini pizza. They’re…not great, but they are convenient.
It is British, this is:
- Chicago Town Microwave Pepperoni Pizza.
- Bernard Matthews Turkey dinosaurs
- Potato smiles
- Chicken dippers
- Chicken fingers (all four above by McCains)
- Cajun Curly fries
- Heinz Spaghetti Hoops
It’s a lovely bit of beige, and nice for a treat, but I’d rather have something a bit…less processed?
Good work!
Man, I want those tiny pizzas. I’d cook up a stack of ‘em, separate with wax paper, and keep ‘em as a snack on the go.
Fuckin pocket pizzas you kiddin me?
Not gonna lie, they’re great for what they are. In five mins you’ll have something that’s kinda like a pizza, that tastes nice, and is so hot you can heat a three bedroom house for an hour or two.
It is British, and it is a complete list of things my 7-year-old British son eats.
What are the grid shaped ones?
Ah, missed those. They’re birds eye potato waffles.
You do know that pizza can be made in any size right?
Same with sausages
The confusing thing about this pizza (to me at least) is the crust. The smaller you make the crust, the harder it is to make it consistently shaped. Being a small pizza, the crust must also be very small, and this is an incredibly consistent crust thickness.
Sure, but the rest are convenience foods. There’s nothing convenient about making a tiny pizza from scratch, and I’ve never seen anything like it in the frozen foods section.
I live in the states, they’re pretty common. They usually come in a little foil lined box with microwave instructions 😕
I’ve seen Celeste pizzas, but this one appears to be half that size.
why this the kind of food that makes me upset
Idk cant relate, im Autistic and I love spicy foods and generally foods with lots of spices. I would take a spicy Indian platter :3
Yeah, same here. The thought of eating what’s in that photo is actually repulsive to me. My go-to if I want something simple would be plain broccoli, black beans, and some lightly seasoned chicken.
Not enough dark chocolate for me.
fresh from the fridge, so you can shave it with your teeth and enjoy the shavings melting and for a moment feeling like chocolate pudding
Ware your dark chocolate sources, my dear. Apparently Lindt has a ton of metals in it, which is tragic because they’re my favorite chocolate.
Baker’s chocolate, any brand.
Are those waffles?
These are probably the least safe foods for me. I can feel the oil just looking at the picture. Sometimes it’s hard for me to have a hot plate of food in front of me because of the fumes. Knowing that the smell and the oil are clinging to me.
so… beige…
Heartburn platter.
Heart attack platter
The scale of this picture is very consufing.
- The dino nuggies are huge
- the bowl with rings in em seems very smol
- idk how large the face ones are
What is up with this one?
Everything seems normal to me, the mini-pizza might be throwing you off
That’s a family sized pizza. Everything else is enormous
If this is a mini pizza, then that bowl must be super smol
looks like a custard bowl to me, which are indeed super smol
Are you by any chance not from the UK?
Yes I don’t know any of these.
Is the grid shaped thing at the bottom made of potato or wheat?
Is it a dip in butter and syrup or dip in ketchup kind of snack.
Potato.
Ketchup.
Is that not a waffle? I wanna know wtf the things above it are supposed to be.
It’s a potato waffle.
The things above are:
Spaghetti hoops (kind of like hoops of pasta in a tomato sauce type thing…hard to explain)
Or are you referring to the alphabet bites? They’re potato.
Above the alphabet bites you have “chicken” nuggets.
Yeah the alphabet bites… I was wondering if those were just malformed mozzarella sticks for the “chicken” though
Just need some kind of mayonnaise based dipping sauce and then I’m good.
like mayonnaise?
You son of a bitch. I’m in.
