Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.
Charge them extra for working outside of business hours
Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.
Charge them extra for working outside of business hours
Send them a bill for “website toner”
You obfuscate your code with random dead ends and weird variable names.
I obfuscate my code just by writing normally because I haven’t learned how to write properly.
straightens tie
We are not the same
Set opacity to 100%
Crippling alcoholism
Fair enough.
This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.
Yes.
That would be confusing for the secret service.
The toolman loved his nose-beers:
Udder titstorm
Legs blown off? You’re a tank gunner now!
War is hell. France is bacon.
Circle of life, innit?
I need to rewatch that Dunkey video.
What if democracy lost 12 years ago and they just pretended the Dems still existed?
Its like in that movie with convicted drug trafficker, Tim Allen, where if you kill Santa Clause you become Santa Claus. If you kill the president, even on accident, you become the president.
Better yet, put this in a batch file set to run at start up. On your friends PC of course