Wasn’t there some sort of masterful cover up about it not being a typo and certain people knowing what was meant?

“Here’s mud in your eye”

I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

Busy swaddling can’t come.

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU WHEN YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?

I’m trying my best.

I get that. I’ve had it since it came out so I’ve missed out on the bullying.

You can absolutely “ad me” the hell away from your product.

The few times that I’ve used YouTube at work I know I wouldn’t be watching YouTube at all if it wasn’t for premium.

I do completely live life to avoid ads as much as possible.

I’ve taken the chewables before. They don’t sound nearly as bad. They do have a horrible expand in your mouth while you’re chewing them thing going on though.

Diseased marshmallow has come to my mind quite frequently when eating them.

They do work well though.

Why do these work?

I’ll put it here (in this special place I never put anything) so I’ll remember it.

It’s a LIE and I fall for it every time!

This is a wonderful study. I’m fully on board with furthering this research.

Candy corn is absolutely irresistible like once every five years.

Asian beauty makes me think of an ad for makeup. Alternatively, those cool looking mountains from old looking paintings that look like giant ant mounds.

I love Skittles, but recently they’ve made me feel quite sick like half a hour after eating. Probably would be better if I didn’t down a whole bag like a starved purple mouthed maniac.

As a hermit forced to live and work in the modern world, COVID is the high I’ll never get again.

They’re just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math

It’s because in the summer, people get off work and have a couple of hours of daylight left.

People tend to shop and consume more when they’ve got a little light.

This interview looks sort of interesting, but retail+daylight savings time will yield a lot of results

https://www.npr.org/2007/03/08/7779869/the-reasoning-behind-changing-daylight-saving

I guess it’s close enough to some folks viewpoints to hit a nerve.

I’ve had some conversations that make me want to time travel to prevent the conversation from happening.

It’s like pooping on your own floor to get back at someone for saying you shouldn’t poop on the floor.