Upvote comments you reply to or I’ll report you to DOGE!

They just lost all value. Post your rarest pepe or I’ll report you to DOGE.

I know it’s been three days but I have barely looked at my phone this week. I want to know more about your fiancé? I assumed your gender (sorry), and thought something stereotypical. Maybe get something cool to replace them with. Coasters with his face on them?

It’s hard to believe but it’s just a couple people being shitty. Many probably agree sadly, but damn, get with it people !

I understand all the crashes database, Bobby Tables arguments. But shit, just update your system to accept Unicode and we’ll live happily ever after. At least my child 🍆💦ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ will be finally recognized. 🤙

You’re right.

I just want to say that my last name is three syllables and spelled exactly how it sounds. In fact it’s two common english words stuck together. It was Americanized/Anglicized from Germany.

Three syllables will break brains on people here. I state it clearly. They’re like haha what?

For the last 9 years I’ve just been handing over my work ID badge so they can type it.

Fuck that, we think it is in the US. And we’re the only people who matter on the internet.

I recommend the It Could Happen Here podcasts from after election day. I’m not caught up, but the three I listened to acknowledge the terror of the situation we’re in while also trying to put things like mass deportation in context. It’s going to be so unbelievably expensive. So no I don’t think dissidents like you or myself are on the list, yet.

Uhh just throw out the doilies. Burn them or whatever. Why have doilies in your house?

I think they mean it’s not straight West. Depends on the season and the longitude as well.

I wish any of us could live to see the Star Trek universe. I doubt a child born today will live to see it. It remains to be seen if we can ever stop backstabbing people in service of a false hierarchy.

Agent Orange appointed three Supreme Court justices who rolled back women’s rights and made the President completely above the law. This is just one of the things that fundamentally changed. This time around I expect Thomas and Alito to retire so he can replace them with younger Christian fascists. If you have children, their children will be affected negatively by this court.

This is just one thing! So many things fundamentally changed. If you think nothing fundamentally changed for you then that’s your privilege showing.

You the bess

Fuck you. I sweat a lot. My socks are wet a few minutes after putting them on.

Yeah you don’t live like I do. I hate daylight saving time for what it’s worth.

Since Wednesday I’m rifle-curious and ammo-curious so I must be getting by-curious.

I woke up at 830 this morning. Later than usual but habit. I had a smoke, took a shit, then said fuck this it’s Saturday. I slept until almost 1.

Apple is backwards though.

I think that hairy bird just ate

So this class was called Playing Shakespeare and I put it on my schedule because I’d never had a drama class and I had fulfilled all my high school shit early plus a few college credit classes. It wasn’t drama at all. It was based on a board game called Playing Shakespeare. We never played the board game at any time all semester. I did learn a few things. The class was mostly made up of jocks and rich girls because they knew it would be an easy A.

Sometimes