LOL I suspect you give less than zero fucks or this is a clever ploy for Jeffrey Crockett to receive some rather confusing correspondence. Love it either way.

My tuppence worth is Jeffrey or Jeff sounds warmer, softer, and friendlier while Neil sounds cooler (as in less warm), stronger, and classier. Jeff/rey is a fantastic golden retriever. Neil, from the Gaelic Niall, is the cat that sleeps atop your bookcase and occasionally descends to accept your food offerings.

I suspect FitGirl is a morbidly obese 58 year old man with a twisted sense of humor.

I’ve known a few, the type that traded up on their wives like cars as they got older. All of them were c suite execs.

Their latest comment only adds to the list of things they obviously don’t understand. I hope they have a library card.

Tell me you’re an American without telling me you’re an American.

Next up: The Nazis were socialist, it’s in the name!

I’ve been told my organ has helped hundreds of men and women reach a higher state of being.

My brain, when I was a professor.

/boomerhuumer

LOL true! I figured the im was an intentional detail for additional insufferability.

American confirmed.

Cliché but: user name checks out.

I worry that fruit might soon be a little too ripe for p-bear. Then it’ll be time for hebehippo or even epheboelephant.

You can see all three at the Bronx Zoo’s new exhibit, Sexual Predators of the RNC, made possible by a gracious donation from Fox News’ own Megyn Kelly. Free admission and a picture with Jepstein the Closed Door Cuddles Clown for girls under 12!

I’m being facetious: it would actually work, but it’s a stupid idea. Forgot the /s.

What the absolute fuck are you on about here.

Cocaine is your friend here, good sir.

Average is still doing better than you, so I’ll take it! Thanks!

No content, only crying and whining? Classic tantrum.

you’re just reaffirming all my assumptions about you.

All the assumptions? Reaffirmed?!

The average internet user is a moron.

Yet even they still keep showing you up. That has to sting.

Awww, someone is having a temper tantrum.

While I usually encourage punching up, maybe you shouldn’t do that with the average internet moron.

Have you considered thinking before posting or are you trying for a Facebook cringelord “Sound and the Fury” vibe? Maybe try not emulating Benjy so hard in the future.

I’ve found it fine for the last decade but I base my opinions on data, not online influences and vibes.

Given you’re regurgitating bullshit that could be disproven by a child, yeah, you’re not an an adult.

But is the reason these countries are “going to shit” race related? And what exactly does “going to shit” mean?

Since you referenced Kurt Caz, a notorious racist and xenophobe, I’m guessing your answer is yes and “less white”, but us adults in the room wonder about the real issues and their causes.