No tweaking for Emma.
Justice for Emma
What about Darius? Teacher doesn’t want anything outta him at all
Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
The list was a classwide game by #5 no doubt.
The mind boggles…
Where is this sign, and why is “fuck” not on it (among other words that come to mind)?
Probably because they are school wide bans and the teacher would probably get in trouble for having it on a sign in her class
Well, there’s no mames, that’s kinda close. No me mames is like “don’t fuck with me”.
I don’t know what the gen alpha meme is, but I don’t think it’s polite 😂
- Cold in here
Those poor kids
It’s chilibidi in her
Was he in the Odyssey or the Illiad?
I was doubting if I’m too old to get the reference, or if it’s a legit complaint from the kids.
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats
Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.
Ex.- “Chat, is this real?” Or “Can you believe this, chat?”
Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.
Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Hey chat, I don’t think he knows…
Teacher doesnt like to wear a bra and is tired of the kids commenting on it.
Why Ohio???
It means creepy or weird.
I thought it meant something more like bad or substandard.
Ohio has a folk song about awful things happening there. So this scans.
Absolute Michigan W, bringing that into the mainstream.
JD Vance is from there :/
but the only couches are in the teachers lounge
- Tweaking (Emma only) 😂
Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?
Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn’t experiming with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.
Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.
Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now
same thing, just used in a wider variety of contexts
Acting in a manner reminiscent of being on meth. Spastic (from which we get spaz )
Now I think about it, young people are often high energy because (as I put it) the motor is too big for the chassis hence the need to run around on the jungle gym. So having new recurring slang for someone who is too energetic to be fully in control (i.e. well-behaved) makes sense.
“No mames”
No mames, güey!
Brings me right back to my construction days
Ya, wey
Ya tu, güey!
Why is number 2 three different words?
They all come from that incel grifter nonsense. You can also throw “femnoids” and that junk in there, but the alpha, beta, and sigma stuff are more mainstream.
They originally come from that nonsense about wolves forming into packs where the alpha males get the girls and the beta males get cucked, but then they had to create a new, better category of males to keep the grift going, so the “Sigma male” became a thing. And then that spawned the “sigma grindset” idea of working yourself to death because that’s how you get rich and sexy, and so on.
Because they all belong to the same semantic domain I guess.
The teacher doesn’t like greek
Wait what’s the 24th ?
Ligma?
What, if I may ask, is this “Ligma” my good Sir? I never heard of such a thing. Would you be so kind as to elaborate the meaning of this Ligma lexeme to me? The sheer uncertainty is simply unbearable.
Ligma balls! Ha ha gottem!
Oh the shame! I feel hoodwinkled, led astray, bamboozled, flat out deceived! Damn you good Sir, you hear me?! DAMN YOU, you sly, conniving conman!
Balls
Tap for spoiler
Ha
got’eeem
In my day, we had the more wholesome updawg.
Updog my balls
did they misspell feign, or is that some new meme word?
It’s a Travis Scott song I think
That would be correct yep
What’s Ruth’s Typo Count at?
Elevin
Which one is the “cardiac arrest meme”?
Probably “call an ambulance… But not for me”
Alpha Beta
Well, I guess now we’re not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.
or radioactive decay
Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed
thank god.
“Low taper fade”?
Animal noises
Shh! Don’t say “an**al no*ses”!
anal n-
