such dildo. very consequence.

wraps around stick

Yes, but I don’t think it stayed around for that long.

it’s me hello i want to pretend to be a stick

Why not?

Humans saw this and made a limestone mine.

need me an ultralong monitor

It helps with my eczema? What do you mean?

At least my eczema’s getting better, you ass.

Showering everyday isn’t actually necessary, excluding obvious situations.

State of the Russian Military:

Cannons from the middle ages

Armoured vehicles from WWI

Soviet scraps

Russia preparing 50,000 strong [meat assault] …

I think it’s funny that from an orcs perspective the statement “russion land” is ambiguous.

The men bravely flew towards the front line, knowing that OUR GUYS were there, defending OUR RUSSIAN land and urgently needing help.

Heh.

the autobots

Maxed out adrenaline.

Holy fuck.

must be a side effect of the hair implants