Hey Gandalf, fuck off. We’re you literally there 3,000 years ago? Or are you just going “You’re younger than me, so you know fuckall”?

Fuckin boomer

I just want to say you have such a musical, even melodious name. DaDaDaDa-DA, it flows so well <3

Ayo internet understand shitposts.

Damn, seeing you downvoted makes see how sadly opinionated Lemmy is.

Like if you live in a rural area, a firearm is a fantastic and common investment. In rural areas, emergency help is a while away or nonexistent. Animal Control isn’t gonna be there when your chickens are getting snatched by a raccoon or your pets are getting hunted by coyotes. Cops aren’t gonna show up in time if some methhead is bashing down your door.

Plus, with a firearm, you can hunt! Yay for the most ethically sound way of putting meat on your table!

Real, cows gotta learn!

Damn, I always thought it was called Shreckoslovakia, my history books growing up were sadly outdated :'(

I love to sing, how does one get better at singing?

Boy do I have a song for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ

That sounds delicious! How much tuica does one generally have with a meal?

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

Same third party “let’s get Republicans elected” vibe, two weeks before an election that decides if a Fascist gets elected.

G.R.E.E.N

GET

REPUBLICANS

ELECTED

EVERY

NOVEMBER

One can assume that said AI is a confused moron, or that poaching is a legal crime, not a moral one XD

Shit, they’re on to me!

Oh wow ig I mustn’t know what I’m talking about, I tried to post and all I saw was:

Back on the old place I subbed to the religious meme subs of all the religions I did not beleive in, because they actually had fire memes, rather than the Atheist sub cringers.

Very based, very cool, thank you Kanye

Hey some guy, if you wanna talk about books you’ve read this year, you gotta list the titles to attract people who have read said books.

Or… at least to enlighten us poor stupid fuckin idiots who can’t surmise what you read from your vague ass descriptions…

See above

Sounds about right, if I saw disgusting Islamophobia I would call it out, IDC if they believe in X fairytale, there’s generally a line.