Someday, the teens that are now told “you’re too young to make that kind of decision” will be sitting in rocking chairs, knitting.

I’m really interested in reading the part of the Quran that forbids VPNs.

Do you understand that they are using religion as an excuse? If that wasn’t an option, they would just use something else.

Or when the search results say “learn about [thing], [insert adjectives here]” or other bullshit instead of just giving you the answer.

Bluesky people what?

Or they could be correctly labeled, but with a twist. Like for example, posting a ton of pics of Trumpet with a Hitler mustache.

That’s offensive to orangutans and insects. They are amazing and useful creatures, unlike conservatives.

While you’re at it, why not silverfish?

Are you joking or do they actually do that??

no problem 👍

RIP little baby. I always feel guilty when watching fireworks…

If they retired, they’d just get untired again.

are you sure? 🔪

Do you want a rebellion? Because that’s how you get a rebellion.

I’d take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I’d go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says “way ahead of ya” with no context or other traces of human presence.

I still don’t understand how at the same time, men are feral beasts who can’t resist the urge to rape someone because checks notes they saw her hair, yet they are the logical ones who can be trusted with power and responsibility.

List of people who are suprised:

Also wind and sunlight literally come from the sky, which is like, the number 1 thing associated with divinity of all time.

You mean civets.

How could you forget tuxedo?