He started off planning to recruit you for a $225k a year job working on logistics software, then he checked your GitHub and the offer is what it is.

Looks like she knew what the finished product would look like as she posed for it

Add another circle for autism

No no no 10+7 = 17 and 9 is always one less so 16

We work for different companies but I’m my best friend’s(from college) technical lead on a project. I told him he was special and great then I congratulated him on his raise. Then I sent him a picture of this 🤣.

Would use 1/2 on ebooks, 1/2 on passible quality music I’d give up some quality for size reduction. I’d probably save a little space for a sudoku game.

Def not cast iron, cast iron is used for waste pipes and it’s brittle you could never get threads on cast iron. It’s actually steel even if we call it black iron. A lot of newer houses will run solid pipe from the main to a central location and build a manifold with corrugated steal (flexible pipes) run to the terminal points.

1000%

They don’t need to endorse her, but the only smart move is to vote for her.

My friend and I were heading back home from a work trip on a Halloween a few years back. We decided to pay extra for early boarding on a flight that was like 90-95% full. Instead of taking a seat in the front we went all the way to the back of the plane and grabbed seats in the 2nd to last row on opposite sides of the isle. A flight attendant was in the back with us wearing a devil costume. I decided then, that I would be a sick person for Halloween. As the plane filled I got a barf bag out and leaned against the window and made the most im about to puke face I could. my plan worked, 5 hours of flying with nobody in my row. the back 2 rows except mine had 2 people per section. And the row in front of me had 3. Best costume decision ever! Yeah I know total dick move but I have no regrets. The flight attendant thought I was hilarious and we shot the shit most of the flight.

It’s always a cop, not a hitman

He has to pay a lot more than $20 to get his hair cut like that, it’s $20 for the cut and $80 to make them do it in that style.

Not me, she paid money to make her face look like THAT, GROSS. No way I would want to date someone that was so modded up, I’m sure her personality doesn’t reflect it AT ALL. Not saying single me wouldn’t have open to a hookup but I could never be in a relationship with someone that vain.

Looks like everyday is her cake day. #imgoingtohellforthis

Nobody is horny and humanity dies hornyness = greed for sex.

That’s a book for PHP devs

I’ve never met a wall that has told me they don’t like IPAs

As a person who likes IPAs and one of the things in the corner this meme is silly.

It’s all a grand plan to have their lovers available on the battlefield.

I’m guessing call center