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Classic strawman
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As a guy, real masculinity is being comfortable with your gender and not becoming uncomfortable because someone else expresses theirs.
Guys, we’re workers, and problem solvers. We’re also so many more things like fathers, sons, brothers and friends. Masculinity as a concept is outdated. Adapt, overcome, persevere. That’s all you need.
Anyone telling you that you’re unmanly because you have, or don’t have something, or because you do, or don’t do something, is either a fool, or selling you something.
Be a man, ignore their bullshit.
As a guy, I would like to thank you for this advise.
I am a man, therefore everything I do is masculine.
You know the most masculine activity I can think of? Going to the beach and digging a hole in the sand.
Is there anything more manly than washing clothes?
Washing the dishes with your manly muscles 😭🧽🫧
I saw MAN CARD in the thumbnail and legitimately thought it said MAN CHILD and didn’t even question it.
Which would be so much funnier. Wanna fuck with me? A certified MAN CHILD?
I honestly can’t tell if this website is being ironic
Duke Cannon has some cringe to it, but they are surprisingly crunchy when it comes to the ingredients they use in things, including the aluminum-free deodorant that I like.
That’s a very dumb name, but I really like the simple design and earth tone color of the bar itself.
On the other hand I don’t think I’d like to smell like beer.
If you like earth tone soaps and are particular about scents, I’ve learned that making your own soap is pretty easy. I made my first batch a year ago and haven’t looked back.
You’ve got me pegged lol, I already make my own.
Bought beer shampoo for my dad once as part of a joke gift. It did not smell like beer, but did not smell good either.
I was tempted by Naval Supremacy but I didn’t like the smell (which totally should have been Bay Rum).
Naval Supremacy; Nasal Inferiority
Man card bottle opener
lol he has to use a special tool to open his bottles. Table edge is right there tough guy… or literally any hard object you can get about an inch of leverage with (so not your dick ayo), Belt buckle is possible, doesn’t even have to be a special one. Keys, a dollar bill, lighter, principle doesn’t change too much between them. Hell even your wedding ring… oh… awkward.
Their dick is probably too small to be useful anyways, regardless of supposed “hardness”.
Body shaming isn’t necessary. We can shame people for things that are within their ability to control.
Is that what we’re calling it now? Insulting someone’s “manhood” is now “body shaming”?
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You are literally shaming the bodies of people who have small penises, something that they cannot control which is not any indication of their character.
If you’re really willing to take a risk, you can do it with your teeth. I wouldn’t recommend doing this, but I would recommend telling these people it’s “manly” to do so.
Dollar bill?
https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Beer-Bottle-with-a-Dollar-Bill
also works for any random piece of paper but dollar feels like more of a flex, like lighting a cigar with a burning hundo (except you’re not out a hundo after)
Only classic rock, country, and blues are manly? I didn’t know metal, rap, and military marches were for little girls
It’s a slippery slope. I heard if you listen to too many sea shanties you will start aggressively lactating.
~Babe, wake up! New feminization technique just dropped~
Ska and punk are part of the woke trans agenda
Ska is what plays in a 10 year old boys head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks.
What kind of ska? First wave? Two tone? Third wave? Ska punk? Whatever the hell Streetlight is?
Actually the woke and trans movements are emergences of what Ska and Punk was doing decades ago.
Everyone knows Wu-Tang is for the children.
Don’t forget your tactical Christmas stocking this holiday season! 💪
The whole tactical-style-for-not-tactical-thing makes me rage. Not because it exists, but because it’s been picked up by the wrong demographic.
That sort of thing should belong to the realm of the ironic, and be worn by the person who has a bad joke to go with it.
Tactical baby carrier should be for the fun dad who uses it to make jokes about how you otherwise might notice the baby, and not the fragile guy who needs a shield to defend his masculinity in the face of raising his children.
It’s like so much of these things started as a gag, and then got picked up by people who aren’t in on the joke.
Tactical baby carrier should be for the fun dad who uses it to make jokes about how you otherwise might notice the baby
It still can be. The fun dad with tactical gear will reveal his fun-ness quickly enough. If the baby’s binky is tactical black, but the multi-tool is Barbie™ pink, it might be a clue.
Heh, very true. It just messes up the first impression which is where the clothing jokes have the best impact. Never as fun if people take time to get to know you before getting the joke your appearance made.
“A man’s music collection should consist out of classic rock and country. …… oh yeah and also blues. See we ain’t racist we added black music”
Lol bet they mean Eric “non-whites should be deported” Clapton and not BB King.
I only wipe my butt with sandpaper.
I let it crust over and sand it all off once a month.
Sissy people use that wimpy bidet but I use a pressure washer.
Real men use a bidet anyway.
And not because it’s objectively better than wipes. ;)
REAL MEN LICK THEY OWN ASS CLEAN
Well, some people say men are basically just dogs and I guess if some of us can lick our own assholes, that’s further proof.
Society if men could lick their own assholes:
Nothing productive would be done all day.
My birth certificate is proof enough that I’m a man. Now give me my strawberry Herbal Essences! 💪😡
Ohhhh YEEEEES…
THE official MAN CARD 😆
And it’s a bottle opener
Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
TIL I’m actually manly
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
And your couch?
A wild Vance appears
For the man who never fixes anything. It is criminal to not put some more tools on that card.
These dudes are so uptight about masculinity. They could really use a prostate massage.
