Leave it on some form of mass transit before you leave

Brain - Buzzing like a hive full of bees with one person attempting to herd them

On clear days you can see launches from Wallops along the eastern seaboard. If Apollo had launched from there they could have seen it from NYC.

I used to live in the mountains in Maryland and watched them all the time, and even saw the light from the Antares explosion.

Milo Rossi should make a channel

Somebody post this to /c/ich_eil

It would be wonderful if it were only BMW drivers who didn’t use turn signals.

It’ll be fucking hilarious but it’s not gonna break them out of their bubble. Not even if they give a speech at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, assuming we ever have one again.

I’m a little worried that, like the Colbert Report, the weirdos won’t realize we’re making fun of them.

That would be better than flying empty planes all over the place so airlines don’t lose their slots at airports.

I wonder how different the election would have turned out if these folks only got paid for winning.

I’ve heard from a lot of women that a portion of men take any attempt to provide suggestions as a direct attack on their masculinity

I love Robert Reich but if he thinks we’re gonna “well actually” our way out of xenophobia and racism he needs to do some more reading.

I never saw any stars. I just saw the prices.

Chewbacca. Because I am also large, hairy, and communicate in a series of grunts and growls

I wasn’t aware that chocolate was a traditional Greek flavoring

Except for when they eat it over spaghetti and cut it with a knife instead of twirling

My headcanon for the invention of Cincinnati chili is that some midwestern person read that chili is “heavily spiced” and used what they had available, including cinnamon and nutmeg.

If that showed up on Netflix I’d watch it

I was working the booth at a conference and the sales guys closed some big deal there and took everybody at the conference out to a four star restaurant. Since it was in a legal state me and the woman from marketing got really baked before we went in and had $200 steaks with a $400 bottle of wine. There were like 10 people, too so the whole bill must have been at least $4,000.

She was high as hell the whole time and trying not to hide it, which was hilarious for me to watch.

Yeah but it wouldn’t work anyway