Dark confession: I grew up around a lot of New Yorkers and don’t mind his personality/speech at all. If he was still on The Apprentice I’d find his blathering entertaining.

He could have been a nice interesting person. If he had wanted to be. Even Hitler could have been a painter instead.

The government says we had 2.7% inflation last year. Your expenses only went up by 2.7% last year, right? That sounds honest.

Every employer who says “sorry, market conditions” is really saying “change market conditions by unionizing”.

Needs a fog machine and strobe lights

Nor were all illiterate people.

Racism isn’t just when a person thinks their race has superior ability. It’s also when we design systems that statistically harm brown people. In my country a lot of racism is thinly veiled as dealing with illegal immigrants. We used to require that you know how to read in order to vote.

Then I wouldn’t need as much buffer time in the first place. The sitting and waiting is because I didn’t know how long the delays would be.

I’m a big fan of saying excuse me and apologizing profusely with nice cheap words while smashing right through other inconsiderate people. Whoops sorry!

Could traffic cones help or do the passers-by just kick them?

It’s a little easier to see it that way as a survivor, especially if you didn’t lose anyone close to you.

I appreciate these, they keep the freaks out of Ralph’s.

Because the person in question might be an immigrant from a country where our supermarkets aren’t normal, or have a neurological disease you can’t see.

That is the point. You must either be a land owner or pay rent to one.

It might have had something to do with people waiting in line to withdraw 60 euros too.

That’s basically a death sentence for the person doing it. This stuff becomes a lot more real when it’s you whose life would be over.

I showed Erowid to my daughter and it felt both insane and responsible at the same time.

You’re forgetting all the spiders that crawl into the bird’s mouth while it’s sleeping.

They’re equating the hammer and sickle with the USSR.

I can only imagine. It’s my religious belief to kick the baby in the face.