Onyo

Is the pickle a pickled mushroom?

What ladies? They’re hooers. They let my friends finger them too.

What?! I wasn’t fingering A minor! Calm down!

You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.

From a lemon stealing whore?

I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!

Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.

He HAD to use corkscrew pasta … 🫤

It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.

Here’s the thing …

I’m gonna hide behind this guy:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-hXkQpDxMI

*stuggle

The damn cancel culture is getting out of hand smh

Hi, not surprised about this joke! 👋

Hi, gay and five. I’m dad.

Yup.

Peanut butter and ajvar.

In my country we call it bamboo for some reason.

I thought he was gonna give him a tiny tail on his front penis.