MobileDecay

That’s not real. 😂

What am I reading? 🤨

Imagine having a relationship based on talking about the weather today. I talk about things I enjoy talking about. If I don’t have anything to say then quiet is peaceful. 😊

I actually prefer self checkout. Idk. I get it though.

Bugs Bunny 😁

That’s one well dressed landlord. Every landlord I ever dealt wore dirty clothes, was missing teeth, and was in desperate need of a shower. 🤔

The white MC Hammer.

Idk If I was a pedophile I would have my head in the sand and never show my face again. Matt Gaetz is a thing that happened though I guess. 🤔

My birth certificate is proof enough that I’m a man. Now give me my strawberry Herbal Essences! 💪😡

Bickering about what generation is better. My favorite topic. 🙄

Stop watching Fox news and you’ll feel better. 😁

I never thought about that. Lol.

You mean if you drive hands free as opposed to having a tablet being held by your car so you can use your hands on the wheel? You can mount an iPad in your car. Lol.

Old man screams at clouds. 👴✊️☁️

I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

This gives a new meaning to trouble shooting. 🤔

Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔

It’s that guy that tries hard to be center leaning. 🤔

Phase? Tool is a phenomenal band. Not a phase.

This was just an advertisement for Xbox Live that’s all. 🤷