I had unprotected sex with 2 shady sex workers yesterday where I kissed, performed cunnilingus, recived oral sex on my uncircumcised penis and had sex without condom. My penis size is small (3.5 inches when erect) and yesterday as I was not in complete mood my erection would have been 2 inches max when I ejaculated inside. I’m saying this because I don’t think my erect penis entered too deep into the vagina. But I’m worried I may contract HIV and other STI’s as this is the first time I had sex without condom and received oral sex without condom. What should I do? Should I take precautions such as PReP?
could you show us a picture to be sure it sounds like you’re bragging about size
Your penis will be like an autumn leaf and change colors before it falls off.
Thank you for that vivid image, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart.
The post nut clarity on this one must be unreal
pre-nut brainfog must have felt like a psychedelic realm where the only reasonable way to escape was to find and rawdog a shady sex worker
Dude probably cleaned his house, paid his bills, organized the garage, updated his resume…
Dude- go to immediate care, why are you asking this on Lemmy???
If only a cock inspecting asexual were there that day to provide some clarity
Couldn’t you just take a moment and inspect his cock, please?
… but you’re the Doctor here, clearly you have right of way.
The Doctor? Doctor who?
… Dr. Wesker.
D’ll right fine. You better have the insurance to pay for the durability test.
why are you asking this on Lemmy???
Because this would be a weird LinkedIn post
Im dead 🤣🤣
you may proceed.
Planned Parenthood provides STD testing. Go see them. Set an appointment here
I could be wrong but there’s a lot in OPs post that makes me think he’s not in the US
I suppose that’s a matter of perspective. Using inches for measurement and a total ignorance of sex education screams US to me
An STI is a type of Subaru in America though. We call them STDs
I’ve always known and used them interchangeably, my health teacher had to update the ancient health textbooks through her lectures. This meant that when it came to the sex ed portion, we stopped using the 40 year old textbook almost entirely and used a modern bookless curriculum.
You’re in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s
Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.
Have you tried putting it in a bowl of rice and leaving it there until it’s completely dry?
You would need to wait between a month to 90 days for a test to give you an accurate result. It’s gonna be an interesting 3 months for you, good luck!
Alternatively you can have the 2 sex workers take tests and if they’re clean then you’re clean.
Put your penis in a bowl of vinegar. It’ll help you find any cuts which can increase the risk of infection while also disinfecting those wounds.
But you probably shouldn’t ask strangers on the Internet for medical advice or you’ll end up with a pickled penis.
tag this post as NSFW
It’s text.
His boss is a speed reader with extremely vivid mental imagery.
Not Safe For Wieners
I don’t know what country you’re in, so something specific can be difficult to say as to where to go. It can often take a few days (3ish sometimes) for some tests to show positive, but get tested and “test where you play”. It should be cheap or free. It probably isn’t a big deal, so don’t freak out, just get tested. Go to a clinic or a doctor’s office, or call them first.
I knew a guy that was really into his hookers from sex worker sites and the prices he’d say were shockingly cheap. He got regularly checked out, and after years of doing this (at least 5) the guy says the only STD he’s ever got was chlamydia, which was in his “pre-hooker days”.
That’s all to say that you’re probably fine, but you should definitely get tested for peace of mind. If they’re sex workers by trade, they’re probably on top of the testing themselves.
Lemmy is not your doctor and you shouldn’t take medical advice from us. If it’s possible where you live, try to get in touch with a family planning clinic (or whatever the local name would be). They can get you some sti tests and give better advice than we can. You aren’t the first person to have unprotected sex, and you won’t be the last.
Get tested ASAP!
Oh, and tell your wife incase she needs to get tested as well.
The specification of penis size makes this read like some real good satire lmao
Or some kind of public humiliation play.
