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Not the minor as I understand it, but the unknowing parents, yes. Do consult your international lawyers before setting up a Klarna or something.

Bees, beetles and moths are fine (wasps are much less so btw), and spiders catch flies and mosquitoes, so yes them too.

The Dutch national Financial Authority, for example, has a good explanation on why this is problematic and what exactly will happen per November 2026: https://www.afm.nl/en/sector/actueel/2025/juli/pb-marktupdate-BNPL-2025

Remember kids: someone is making money off of this, and it’s not you. There’s a reason some European countries have (started to) put this BNPL under strict credit regulation.

He would even do it. Can’t tell if it’s a real shitpost or real realpost anymore now.

Fancy Rats, had quite a few years ago, they were amazing, but rarely lived longer than two years.

Hello Compression Artifacts, my old friend.

Excuse me this is lemmyshitpost, not lemmysloppost

¡Ay caramba!

Dreaming of a white Christmas!

God I hate you for this.

Also, I think she’s actually Nosferatu.

Hello, fellow Ed Zitron connoisseur.

Jesus Christ this thing… it scares me

Diaper Donnie still wouldn’t get it.

France: “u wot mate?”

Well … unless you like tight …

I am not going to say that’s a low bar, but it was a very tiny one.

That 10% thing was made up by someone in the dark 80s, and it just happened to spread afterwards. tbh I don’t think anyone ever counted gayness scientifically and I’m not sure if it’s even possible.

Musicals… probably not so much. But that odd little “dance” move where it looks like he’s entertaining 2 well endowed gentlemen…

Wanna go on a DATE? How about ##### #######?