Awww man, I thought that was corn :(

My 4yo has been saying “6 7 6 7” since she started going to school. Is she a terrorist?

What would be really cool is if also started streaming both cameras and the microphone. And changed your background image to be pro Trump.

The missile probably has better range too

GrapheneOS has a secret pin feature that wipes the phone when entered. So if someone takes your phone and demands your pin you can destroy the contents of the phone. GrapheneOS works on Pixel phones, given they are an activist, I wonder if this is what happened 🤔

I sometimes eat raw pasta when I’m cooking pasta and I’m impatiently checking if it’s ready after 2 minutes

I wish Miss Rachael ruled the world

I’ve been thinking about how to respond to this post for 5 mins now…

I might put some zigbee door sensors on my fridge so I can get an alert when it’s left open. My 3yo has learned to open the freezer and while it does make a noise, so do a lot of things in my house so I might not notice straight away. Maybe an internal temperature sensor as well? Ok, now you’ve got me thinking, imma turn my fridge into a T1000 but at least it won’t try and sell me anything.

I reenact all of the stupid things I said during the day at 3am. Does that count?

Sounds like a territorial claim. You should probably do a bigger poop next to theirs in order to assert dominance.

Swoosh 🤦‍♂️ thank you

This is a silly take. It’s an open source project from a non profit creating a new browser option

lol, the reason I’m asking Lemmy isn’t because I haven’t seen either of these things, it’s to gauge how others might interpret it.

Enhance!

What an I missing?

I agree, I choose the option that gives me the best experience. That is normally an unofficial option. For instance, I want to choose the tv shows accessible for my daughter. I want her to have access to tv shows from all over the world. There is no official service that offers that.

That’s not normal. I’m sorry you had to go through that mate.

That explains why Trump is so hostile towards Hillary

Winter?