Ive seen these JD Vance facemorphs so many times that when I saw an actual image of him the other day I almost couldn’t recognise him

Biblical end time blunt rotation in that room jesus fuck

I’d respect it

Every other technique I’ve used to attract goth girls has failed so I’d be willing to try this

As far as cringe goes, I feel like it has some self awareness baked in, so it’s not the worst, but yeah nah if I saw a 40 year old man wearing this I’d wince a bit

but what about ball sport

Okay so let me think out loud

August is month 8

It takes 9 months for babby to formed

Okay so 9 months prior to August is…

Wait fuck does that include the first month

No wait yeah

So human mating season peaks in December

Makes sense.

In the north, it’s too cold to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

In the south, it’s too hot to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

So the solution to the declining birth rate is to criminalize ball sport

I will take my findings to the UN

I hate that we live in a time period where anti-gay politicians are around AND get votes

We’re still no better than back when we discriminated against left handed people

Like, are we always going to be fucking stupid? In 500 years are they going to be voting on a furry segregation bill while a meteor the size of Estonia is barrelling towards earth?

Mr Stamina

I remember last time Chad was also on the list and their government was like “yo dude wtf did we do!?”

Also, I feel like he wouldn’t be able to recall more than three countries on that list if prompted

I don’t know what it is, but if you tell me “You shouldn’t laugh at this because only 13 year olds laugh at this” before you show me something, I will involuntarily laugh 200% harder.

Did I just install a backdoor into my phone by opening this

I imagine that’s not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

I didnt even know he was sick

Wash hands before boofing psychedelic mushroom

Rough, because my solution to fatigue is to drink enough caffeine to cause severe heart palpitations and chest burn

romanc

Which is your favourite

(that you can disclose without fully incriminating yourself)

stop smoking marijuana

Yeah…

What I’m trying to get at is they’re fleeing from a problem they collectively hallucinated

They’re going to arrive in America and face actual problems

I just don’t know what they expect will happen when they get to the USA.

I assume they aren’t going to be handed a huge plot of land to farm with.