oh my god I can’t breathe
fucking love billy burr
i hate soup
oh my god I can’t breathe
fucking love billy burr
I often get the urge to steer into groups of pedestrians and cyclists or knocking over small road signs
Never did it obviously. my car would not survive that anyway.
Probs just Tetris effect from the hundreds of hours I spent playing GTA when I was younger. I’d always do that shit
Hobbies not an option?
No Videogames or D&D?
No fishing or crochet or bongo drums or whatever?
If you were less lonely, what would you be doing?
I smoke a mixture of delirant herbs and dry industrial detergents to gain these insights. I’m no stanky time traveller.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)
Not to be confused with Pig War (2026)
what is that red circle for
I’m confused
Surely if you can make something smaller, you could make it fit inside anything bigger than it?
Or do I not have the assumptions down?
Do the lines count as “borders”?
So Like Q,R,O,A etc. have “holes” but Z, X, I, L etc are just lines with no enclosure
That would make sense
I thought maybe the rules were if you spray paint a huge L on the wall you could draw a little L on it with chalk when it dries
Sorry , just thinking out loud
Don’t use drugs. It will destroy your life.
By that, I mean the state and corporations will destroy your life for using drugs. How dare you buy illegal devil street heroin because your doctors stopped prescribing you totally reasonably priced and non-addictive Oxycodone® (which your insurance declined to even subsidize) for your spinal injury from when you got hit by an oversized gas guzzling pickup truck going 2mph
My employer provides us with a “tech allowance” as a bonus every month
It’s not enough to buy a barely functional work laptop, but you can “buy a laptop” through them, and then forfeit the bonus until it’s “paid off”
I’m kinda awful with money, so I pretty much need every cent I can get. That bonus goes towards keeping my head above water in the debt trap I’m in.
So my “work computer” which requires their spyware antivirus to be installed is a virtual machine. It’s been two years and no complaints so far. Great antivirus.
Is this like getting banned from an escape room because you brought (and used) a live grenade to solve the puzzle
(I think they have a strict no-grenades-from-home policy, usually)
Are these MF DOOM lyrics
America sneezes, the world catches a drone strike or something
Sure whatever
Will they stop dropping bombs on civilians in Gaza now?
“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
Make sure you service pet dogs every 10k barks
give pregnant mums zyn
remember to be back by 12:30 for the standup at 12:45
you should have finished eating by then
Back when lead poisoning wasn’t invented yet and the water supply tasted like I should violently murder a stranger