I stand with reputable journalists and will be voting Joe Biden for president

I think it’s a joke

The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.

We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.

The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.

I’m sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.

What led up to it and what was the aftermath?

More folders

.eyeoh

They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

How is that a ceasefire when IDF troops snipe kids and journalists in their downtime?

Does the spectrum for that word usually range from lighting the wrong side of a cigarette to serious crimes against human dignity?

October 19th got 33 hours in it, so remember to make use of that

1-4 years and that much money is still unclaimed

I’m not very familiar with how these bounty contracts work, but I am going to assume it’s not happening if they haven’t decided by now :(

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

That “I want to connect with you emotionally” tagline makes me feel like it’s a joke account, but because it’s linkedin there’s zero way to be certain with all the psychotic shit I’ve seen there.

Snort 50-60 grams of creatine

Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry

Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.

Do this daily and you won’t have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.

fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

did they die

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

1. doing a handstand

2. being good enough at archery to draw a crowd

3. performing archery with feet

Like, I’ll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.

This doesn’t look AI generated.

I’m in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.

Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag 🇰🇬

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back