I stole it from R*ddit
Some alternatives:
- Fighting Falcon
- Strike Eagle
- Raptor
- Stealth
Then the kid just goes by a nickname.
Effsix.
F XVI
Raptor is going to KILL the social circle in elementary school.
Then the kid just goes by a nickname…
Viper?
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I LIED, THERE IS NO COMMENT SECTION
NOW SIT DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST NONCREDIBLE BABY NAMES
Lockheed Martin
X Æ A-12
🤮
The name’s Joint. Rivet Joint. Intelligence is my game.
Ooh dang, that’s stylish
Fighting Falcon.
Friends will call them F-16.
butt stockton
ATTACK’EMS
Al Bombs.
So his mom is the mother of Al Bombs
Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard
Pave low
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Little Bobby Tables, we call him
I’m somewhat partial to Mirv
Jesus gave us the peacekeeper missile.
Satan gave us Rock-&-Roll.
That was my laptop background for a really long time, almost feels nostalgic to see it again!
It’s a great photo. Fucking terrifying to think that there could have been a 300kt boom at the end of each of those pretty lines
Oh absolutely, that right there is annihilation in a picture. You wouldn’t even see the lines, just a wall of nuclear blasts. It feels surreal that this is something that not only exists but that humans, human individuals, have access to in the thousands.
Gods are we. Capricious, horny Greek mythology gods, but still.
Rich,is that you? Hope you are okay after MRV crash.
Can a bitch have some context, please
So glad you asked. Rich, aka New York National Guard, aka Buffalo police officer, aka “AngryCops”, bought a fire truck and had it converted to a Morale Response Vehicle, for veterans and charity events. It’s a bit like the vet version of ECTO-1 from Ghostbusters, but even louder and with cold kegs. I heard a rumor about a crash, hope it’s not a RIP for the MRV. POB.
That’s one of the most American things I have heard in a while
Yeah. I’m glad I could be the one to force you down this path. A path to an Angry Drill Sergeant.
Why are drill sergeants so angry anyhow?
Bayraktar
Russia Delenda Est
Sarsılmaz Beefboy
F-16 viper, first of its name, fighter of falcons, yeeter of aim 9x, user of afterburner, bringer of the pimp hand… future extra goes here
I prefer long names you just keep tacking crap onto like samurai or old knight kinda names.
Bunkerbuster
Haimars
Leopard
Bradley
Griepen
Vaiper
Falcon
Neto
Does Ukrainian have a different name for Moscow?
But mah freedom of l33t speak!
Himars doesn’t have numbers and sounds relativity normal
So BRRRRT is still fine?
What if they named the kid “Eff Sixteen” or “Raptor?”
You mean “Viper”?
Essess Kay Moskva
We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.
Mazel tov from his cousin, Ferdinand Fteenthousand.
But Bradley is OK, I assume.
Interesting. Assuming real, in a war-torn country, I could imagine this is to combat accidental exclamations of a name that could lead people to act rashly.
With Russia kidnapping children, it’s they much harder to get them back without conventional names… We demand the return of John Smith! we demand the return of 67AutumnLeaves! Russian: We have no one in our system with that name we must not of took him.
“Must not have” or “must not’ve.”
And then, when 67AutumnLeaves grows up, he can be offered a chance to be injected with super soldier formula and chase Shoigu to the gates of Hell.
How about naming the kid Dynamics, and setting them up early for a nice and lifelong military career? Because one day that name might make sense.
Father Lawnchair Pilot.
Five kids named atacams clustering around the swingset…
I’m expecting MST3K references. Don’t let me down, edgelords.
Who’d name their kid Poopie Suit?
La Forge Gorwell.
