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He’s a piece of shit in the inside, too.
Aikido’d the fuck out of some hamberders.
to be morbidly obese at 72 doesnt typically end well.
none of us will end well. 72 is a great run. so many who don’t even get that far. nobody gets out of this thing alive.
Yet.
I wonder how old this Pic is? Very possible Steven isn’t doing well financially, but hard to imagine he couldn’t afford ozempic.
He is so egotistical he probably thinks he is still at peak performance.
Imagine we had John Candy until 72 and Steven Seagal only lasted until 43.
I think that’s more than Seven Seagulls
People these days just don’t appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
People these days just don’t appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.
You may not like it, but this is what peak chair performance looks like.
Lmao that chair is hanging on for dear life 😂
But is doing so at the very peak of its abilities!
McDojo final boss
He better hope his profile is high enough no one (mis)takes him for a spy or a Donbas Cowboy.
More like Steven Sealgal.
Steven Seatgal
Steven Meatpile
Is that real?
Apparently so…
Russian economy doing very well, look how much food they can afford!
That poor chair.
Well, he’s ugly as fuck on the inside too so I guess that just checks out now.
One of the funniest videos on YouTube is cumtown talking about segal movies
Fatly walking around corners
Link pliss…
“that’s supposed to let you know her pussy isn’t ruined” - possibly one of the funniest things anyone has ever said
Space ice is also good: https://m.youtube.com/c/SpaceIce/videos
I know! I had to watch it again after I posted this 🤣
Essential viewing
How do I know that isn’t Will Sasso doing a Stephen Seagal impersonation?
Sasso isn’t that fat.
Good to know that I, too, have the body of an action movie star.
“Star,” like that chair, is doing a lot of heavy lifting here
I’m surprised the NKs haven’t cannibalized him out of desperation yet
They tried, but he Akidoed them all to death by using their own energy against them and eating them first.
At least that last statement is believable.
So the 10.000 NK troops Kim sent are really just rations to get Segal through the Russian winter then?
