I have no idea what anybody is talking about.

Cherry Lips

I am very glad.

swaddled for days

It’s quite big.

she decidedly not cute

Unvoiced vs voiced, but I still have to block you now because I don’t want to participate in your annoying hobby.

Oh mate we don’t use that letter anymore.

That’s not really an accurate translation of 傻屄 (shǎbī), it’s a very vulgar way to say “stupid cunt”, and you’d usually substitute the second character for, e.g., 比/逼 or even an actual “B” because the character itself is considered offensive (meaning components are 尸 “body” + 穴 “hole/cavity”, worsened by the fact 尸 is actually the “corpse” radical).

变态外人
biàntài wàirén

But a 22-year old is a child, also.

Thanks for the suggestions! Will definitely do the wonton dumplings this week.

she cute

Does anybody cook anymore? I have started cooking again for my girlfriend and honestly it’s like having another job, it takes fucking ages every day. When I lived on my own I would sometimes go months without a hot meal, because realistically, how can you work full time and attend to the daily tasks of living? Genuinely, where is the time? I’m out for twelve hours of every day.

The only possible explanation for any of this is that men are bad and we should definitely not examine the underlying causes and material conditions at all.

Entrance exam for art school.

Yeah it’s actually suspiciously cheap.

“the rich man boobied the black boobies”

It’s an English tradition.

No you weren’t.