First, congratulations - I would buy this and I’m sure there are plenty of other dumbasses like me.

2nd, Google knows everything about you. You have to generate the AI image well after you’ve farted or it will be keen on pointing this out.

Replace fit with fat and we have a deal

Just get a good honing steel and the one you have can last a lifetime.

So I should be leaving a steaming pile of poop on every fourth front porch in the US? This is depressing, I only have so much poop.

Think about what the resources going into this distraction could have investigated instead of doing this.

At the very least I hope all the promotion coming from these republican clowns supporting the filthy supplement industry will lead to more rigorous critical scientific inquiry into the garbage snake oil insanity that this industry has become. It’s no different than the unregulated advertising industry of the early 1900s where companies could say legally say their food products could cure illness and enhance performance.

I just sent him the trophy I got for crapping out the largest unbroken turd in my shared fraternity bathroom. I’m going to miss it, but he deserves it.

Glue?

It’s on the list of epstein file distractions. It’s way down there, but don’t worry, it’s on the list.

Finally the year we crack down on liars?

Dr Oz has everyone all judgy about breakfast drinking now

Ok, it’s great to dream. In your dream are cars just completely gone? If so that’s a pretty extreme stretch of a dream. If you are going to have any cars why wouldn’t you want them to be self driving?

Shh. Women’s pants pockets are the only hope those of us that want smaller phones still have.

You clearly don’t motorcycle.

Are you certain it wasn’t hit and now it’s just smaller?

For any common area rooms where it’s not super-intuitive, smart switch, magnetic cover so nobody touches it, on an hour before sunset, off at 1am. Done.

Meh, pretty ok with this. America needs a serious downsize on processed food.

Thankfully I’ll never do that again. At least not until next week.

Nicely put, this is exactly what this symbol means.

3x

Newb. Could charge twice that if he just said his girlfriend peed on it.