Fucking disgusting

Man, the Onion really is a national treasure.

Wow. That’s gorgeous.

I can always count on you to provide the worst takes on anything.

I can’t stop laughing.

He’s probably waiting for election day to deploy the cannon fodder.

Du bist nicht du, wenn du hungrig bist.

Isn’t this like the 6th time they’ve claimed this?

Whose to say that all my ancestors weren’t femboy sluts?

There’s nothing like a good felony in the morning.

I absolutely love this. Good stuff, man.

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

Complains about imperialism but yet defends an imperialist country. Fuck off.

I’m pretty sure @[email protected] is their new alt account.

Lmao. I didn’t know there was a parody account.

Banned from politics and now moved on to World News. Hope you get the boot a lot sooner than you did on politics.

An AI generated photo is against community rules, champ.

Lol I know, right?